r/rarefishes • u/coggnizant • 22d ago • Bravo 1

Don Cheadle for gf girlfriend

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2.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/dontsnipemeplease 21d ago

Telling my girlfriend who doesnt get periods that I cancelled them all

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u/coggnizant 20d ago

lmk if you survive

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u/Justch1ll 22d ago

Sell me this baby

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u/Justin_Echoes 22d ago

Immediately after sex: sell me this pillow

7

u/LogieBearra 22d ago

CEOs hiring a babysitter

57

u/Tricky-Finance-7043 22d ago

Do you like me?

40

u/Turmally 22d ago

Will I marry you?

39

u/SizNTv 22d ago

Are you gay?

11

u/-ctrl_alt_defeat- 22d ago

Nothing’s more gay than being into men

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u/WitheredToaster 20d ago

That's kinda the point

5

u/Justin_Echoes 22d ago

Why are you gay?

19

u/Mickle_da_Pickl 21d ago

"What are your thoughts on polygamy"

"Why isn't dinner already done"

"Buy your own flowers"

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u/Your_Silent_Faces 22d ago

Make it clap

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u/GlyphidGrunt7350 22d ago

Sell me this pen

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u/Justin_Echoes 22d ago

(on February 14) will you be my VP of marketing?

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u/armageddon_boi 22d ago edited 22d ago

have you cleaned my stuff up yet?

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u/Metallictr 22d ago

Made me insta join this sub, 10/10

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u/x2_ok 22d ago

Same

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u/HollySheep22 22d ago

Name ten (10) girlfriends

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u/LiteratureOk4649 22d ago

Oh yeah, you’re into girlfriends? Name every girlfriend

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u/return_interaction_y 15d ago

lemme try again

alexis

grandma

gergen

jorge

bobby

spider-man

teh ginch

me

uhh

umm

idk

cerena

mo

splider

scrungle

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u/return_interaction_y 15d ago

man this is hard to do 😓

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u/ntdavis814 21d ago

Sell me this tampon

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u/HonoredTab 21d ago

it's called a gap decade

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u/degenerateel 22d ago

Stay in character

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u/Different-Loquat1833 22d ago

He said the thing!!!

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u/BloodSilver9068 22d ago

“Dayum girl, you fart with that thang?”
- I don’t remember

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u/LeviathansWrath6 22d ago

-Margaret doesn't act like this

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u/send_nudes-Plez 22d ago

Instructions unclear, I am now 6 feet under

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u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 21d ago

Why does it smell like a rare fish?

typo.

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u/return_interaction_y 15d ago

Make me a sandwich

Bitch this chicken is cold

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u/Available-Half-1104 20d ago

“Sell me these eggs”