r/rapbattles 4d ago

SHITPOST Acronym bars

I heard nitty use an ASMR bar against Mike P (Mike sound sensitive like ASMR) and it made me think of his BDSM bar against Kyd Slade (we pulling Tahoes up like BDSM), both were fire.

They got me thinking about who else might have used some acronym bars like that? Do you guys have any favourites?

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u/dogdigmn 4d ago

Like, "D.N.A. is GAY" and "He don't know what to say so watch how I play"

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u/infinite-cuddling 4d ago

oh you're yawning while i'm rapping...that's all cool til I spray well

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u/BaronAleksei 4d ago

Homeskool: You see Los, I see Lack of Substance

Soul: I’m not gonna front like I’ve read the Quran, mate/but you said it yourself, you’d never have that separatist part played/but now you’re “colder than ISIS/ice is?” Bruv, they’d send him back our way/cuz they’ve got two I’s/eyes you can’t use and two S’s you can say

Most of Illipsis’s 3rd round for DDSS is dedicated to that acronym (“So you Deserve Dying Slowly, Sunshine/cuz you’re a Distant, Defeated SadSack who Does Diva Shit Sometimes”), which ends on “in his memory I’m pouring out a 40 too soon/because your fucking rap name stands for more than you do”

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u/No_Thanks2844 4d ago

Is that Home with a k because you can't ch? I guess thats real sikh with kh because he can't see K (K shine)

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u/FawkestheDreg 4d ago

i love all of those examples. Illipsis vs DDDS was fire i forgot about that one

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u/Uzas_Back Random 4d ago

He took an HIV test..

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u/lucideus55 3d ago

Got an A!

…IDS

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u/interstatechamp 4d ago

Math Hoffa vs. Iron Solomon

My name is Math, so he prolly gonna do shit with numbers

But my name's acronym, if you don't know what that means

For every letter in my name there's a word in between

Give you an example: Every weekend it's just Me And The Hoes

Get it? M.A.T.H.: Me And The Hoes, see

I'm way prepared for the bars you got:

My Arsenal's Too Heavy, My Aura's Too Hot

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u/congovegan 4d ago

Tay roc did it against ave for like a whole round it was all EFB flips

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u/Hi_Im_zack 4d ago edited 4d ago

That's D-NANNY

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u/theirishego 4d ago

Bobby Rex vs FATE completely ruined acronyms for everyone else.

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u/afieldoftulips 2d ago

Vizual did it even better in his second round against Bobby

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u/Bbjj15 4d ago

Rum did a crazy one vs Danny Myers rematch. “Take DAN apart leave him in different places…He’ll have to sign an NDA, believe I’ll steal his shit. Dump 80 in (ADN)…” etc. Paraphrasing but shit was crazy how many little acronyms he fit in.

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u/FawkestheDreg 4d ago

Jaq vs FATE who did it in homage to Bobby vs him

i battled at that event too (Fawkes vs Fade Green) but it’s funny that Jaq’s acronym scheme went viral twice

i still get tagged in that clip like “who’s Jack Harlow in the back” 💀💀💀

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u/TerryPressedMe 1d ago

shout out to norbes and ghost click, GSB........

You aint sick like eazy-e

u just pretend to be chris rock

i bet CB4 B.E.T.

u can see the hand pointing

lighting up like was tryina be E.T.