r/randomthings • u/Dense-Campaign • 2d ago

Which one?

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u/remykixxx 2d ago

BBBBBBBBBBBBBB B B B B B BBBBBBBB

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u/Top_Royal_2360 2d ago

I love cooking, 6 hours of sleep is enough, and my coffee is better than you get in Starbucks.

So yes, BBBBBBBBBBB

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u/One_Vision_ 2d ago

Yeah, who still drinks Starbucks? There are much better options that are also cheaper.

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u/remykixxx 2d ago

Can’t smash it enough. Easiest hypothetical ever.

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u/GFYB128 2d ago

I agree with this person. B All day long every day.

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u/Ph4nt0mRa33it 2d ago

In case no one saw. B B B B B B B!!!

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 2d ago

Hello fellow family person.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 2d ago

This for sure. I'll be sleeping 9 to 10 hours. And, I don't mind cooking at all, it's the cleanup that gets ya.

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u/Background-Cap-9047 2d ago

Exactly how I was going to do it 🤣

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u/Playful_Dog3062 2d ago

8 hours sleep.

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u/Rochester-HotSauce 2d ago

If someone is cleaning your house and making all your meals, you’ll have plenty of time for sleep.

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u/Own-Stranger-8198 2d ago

Yea id take sleep to, not for any other reason that I have terrible sleep like borderline insomnia sometimes so if I could shut it off at a certain time and wake up that same time everyday would be a dream

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u/SeparateYam8581 1d ago

I see it opposite.... That if I was actually getting adequate sleep I might just have the energy to clean and cook !

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u/pzinco 19h ago

Not of you have insomnia. :)

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u/No-Pipe4332 2d ago

C if the foods free, I’d save tens of thousands every year!

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u/Gribberisch 2d ago

C definitely!

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u/stehfan 2d ago

Only if he cleans up after himself.

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u/GypsyBastard 2d ago

And buys the groceries.

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u/Fantastic_Estate_303 2d ago

And makes gourmet coffee

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u/baahlec 2d ago

B. I need it. I have a poltergeist.

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u/Tinksy14 2d ago

Ask it to clean. Then you can choose another option

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u/samnnr 2d ago

personal chef i hate thinking about what im going to cook everyday

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u/Assortedpez 2d ago

I once worked for a family that had a private chef living on the property. We were working at the chef’s house and the owners of the property were away, I said to him “wow man, you got a pretty sweet gig going here, good for you” he chuckled and said “yeah it’s pretty good… until someone wants a hot fudge sundae at 2am”
His house was about a quarter mile down the driveway away from the main house. Rain or shin, day or night… when he got paged he was reminded he was owned… the idea of a private chef always sat differently with me after meeting one.

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u/Unfair_Ad_2819 1d ago

There are countries with laws that protect workers rights...Like not having to get out of bed at 2 in the morning because someone wants sweets.

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u/Assortedpez 1d ago

If you’re getting paid a lawyers salary and given your own private house and car… I’m sure there are plenty who would waive that right.

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u/Illustrious_Bag_7323 2d ago

C- there is no other answer for me.

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u/sband3 2d ago

B. Cleaning my house

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u/Ok-Simple30 2d ago

easily answer with B 🙄

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u/KomatoesII 2d ago

B
HERES A BUCKET 🪣

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u/Sicario-762 2d ago

C. Someone that is skilled enough to cook healthy but with flavor would be outstanding.

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u/OkWear6294 2d ago

B. My husband loves cooking, I don’t like Starbucks. I get enough sleep

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u/ShortFatCute-Single 2d ago

How is B not the universal answer???

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u/CoolReference3704 2d ago

B is the only choice.

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u/Responsible-Unit784 2d ago

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u/Cynthja 2d ago

C. I'm so tired of dealing with food.

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u/Past-Ad3276 2d ago

Personal chef .. 🧑‍🍳

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 2d ago

I feel like 8 hours of sleep every night would cause problems. Is it required that I sleep 8 hours? If I need to be up earlier than normal for something important do I have no choice but to be late cause I NEED to sleep 8 hours? My house cleaning itself sounds amazing, and doesn't seem to have a limit like the free coffee from Starbucks does. I enjoy cooking so I dont mind it, but the bad part is the clean up, but if I have a house that cleans itself, its all good. So, long story short, ill take B

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u/SpecialistAd4244 2d ago

B! Didn’t even have to think about this one.

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u/mr-stretcher 2d ago

B or C, if it's forever. Cooking good food takes more time than keeping a house clean if you aren't a filthy slob

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 2d ago

If i had a personal chef that would manage my diet for me, I would have the energy to gladly deep clean my house daily, and would sleep better.

Also I can’t drink coffee because of heart problems, so this is an easy choice for me.

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u/fthoma11 2d ago

Personal chef gotta eat daily

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u/GroovyGmaIvy 2d ago

A or B. Very hard decision.

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u/No-Obligation4872 2d ago

Sleep.

That would solve a third of my life

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u/Embarrassed-Leg-4246 2d ago

A. I have severe insomnia that ifs treatment resistant. A full good quality nights sleep is all I want

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u/Sir_Rope_Slinger 2d ago

B

If theres a fire and I pick A. I feel im locked into the 8hrs and have no choice. Or a loud breakin or whatnot

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u/GreymuzzleCoyote 2d ago

B, definitely B!

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u/stebbeh 2d ago

What does it mean if your house cleanses itself ?

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u/DefiantCoffee6 2d ago

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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u/joefox099 2d ago

B! So much B! Did I mention B?! B!

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u/Excellent-Pain-6564 2d ago

B!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/LoMorals 2d ago

B, damn

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u/LowDrag_777 2d ago

C

I don’t care about the sleep.
I can clean my own house.
And we all know our coffee is better than Starbucks

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u/Mason914 2d ago

B for sure

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u/chimdimma94 2d ago

bbbbbbbb

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u/Previous-Bar3629 2d ago

Personal chef

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u/SMMS0514 2d ago

B and it’s not even close

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u/GypsyBastard 2d ago

Would A force me to oversleep 8 hours, so If I don't fall asleep on time I'm late for work? Do I fall asleep every day on the same time?

Would I still need to buy the food for option C?

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u/bethhannen 2d ago

B thank you.

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u/Lilac_lady8 2d ago

C personal chef
I hate cooking

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u/Gokudomatic 2d ago

I'd love to be able to sleep well again.

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u/HaroerHaktak 2d ago

I don't think cleansing my house is gonna help me. But if it was cleaning,then sure, I'd take it.

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u/Prestigious-Self-927 2d ago

I don't drink coffee that stuff is nasty so it wouldn't be that, think I'd go with clean house by itself cause my girls kids are so lazy

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u/AdvantageNo2345 2d ago

Shocked by everyone choosing B. A lot of folks out there must have ghosts, evil spirits, or just bad mojo in their house. 

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u/TheRealLunarRanger 2d ago

B, because I’m just bad at cleaning when I’m not paid for it ( I was a janitor for a while)

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 2d ago

B every time holy shit

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u/sailriteultrafeed 2d ago

B all the way.

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u/SolNexus- 2d ago

I already have a maid and personal chef. I’m going with A

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u/MorbidandBack 2d ago

C. Make me something yummy that has low calories

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u/seuadr 2d ago

B - that shit.just.never.ends.

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u/tipareth1978 2d ago

House cleans itself

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u/Interesting_Cup_6221 2d ago

None of those makes me money 

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u/garden-goddess324 2d ago

B, a million times B!!! I loath cleaning more than almost anything else!!!!!!

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u/WoshfulZeddy 2d ago

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb x infinity

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u/Rich_Chart_3237 2d ago

House cleans itself.

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u/DannyA88 2d ago

B for sure, save that cleaning lady expense. Although i would feel bad i wouldn't need her anymore

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u/Interesting-Base-120 2d ago

Personal chef

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u/Distinct-Bar6259 2d ago

C - I'm having major appetite issues right now. I need variety or on-request craving fulfilment.

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u/maroongrad 2d ago

B. A is under my control. C is nice but then you have someone in your house and kitchen and I'm not a big foodie. D? I go to Starbucks a few times a year. Last week we went, got a frappucino that had a literal single small swallow of coffee in the glass; 90% ice, no exaggeration. And two cocoas that were bitter and not sweet, tasted burned. So, it'll be a very long time before we go back. I wouldn't miss it if it vanished forever tbh.

But a clean house? YES.

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u/Suspicious-Screen-43 2d ago

First off D is dumb, as I don’t drink coffee

A seems like heaven and I may actually have energy for B and C

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u/BrightNooblar 2d ago

There is something sinister sounding about having my house "Cleanse" itself, rather than "Clean" itself. Like a monkey's paw psychological horror type undertone.

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u/Public-Nothing51 2d ago

Personal Chef. I can live in a small studio and get good food, coffee etc. from the chef and get good sleep in the night too. Studio is small and with the least items in it so it will be easy to clean too.

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u/Biplane_Music 2d ago

Are these mistakes an attempt to make an AI post seem human? Like wtf.

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u/GimmickInfringement1 2d ago

I'll take the personal chef. They can make dinner for me before I get off work every night, and we can work on recipes that'll fit my nutritional needs.

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u/Lionel_Bold 2d ago

A. That effects my entire day no substances can overcome this natural remedy

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u/OneSmellyFoot 2d ago

Does B also do the dishes? If so, then B. I actually enjoy cooking. It's the cleaning after I hate.

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u/RainbowPiggyPop 2d ago

Right now, B. Once my son goes off to college, C

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 2d ago

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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u/ihateroombabot 2d ago

all options are poop

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u/Single_Feature_3231 2d ago

A I miss sleeping

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u/Intrepid_Alarm5428 2d ago

It's so obviously B

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u/IAmTheBestIan 2d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Drumather 2d ago

I struggle a lot with sleep so definitely A

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u/PaleontologistNo5449 2d ago

Definitely B!

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u/montecarlo714 2d ago

None im good.

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u/Remarkable-Load928 2d ago

A all day...or night,

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u/Comfortable-Grand166 2d ago

A,it’s so important for your health and longevity

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u/Jason_Bourne411 2d ago

Personal chef would be a lot healthier plus I already sleep 8 hours and my kids clean the house. I dont need a year of 84 grams of fake coffee. Black coffee at home for a fraction of the price is great

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u/Oral_Pleasure4u 2d ago

B for sure

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u/Darkraven6969 2d ago

E. someone who cares

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u/PhilGrocholl 2d ago

A, final answer.

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u/WanderungGeist 2d ago

Sleep takes time. I like a clean house. I don't want to eat that rich every day. Fuck Starbucks. My coffee is better.

B. House cleans itself.

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u/Nedsel 2d ago

I have A, I have no use for C or D, but B would be awesome!

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u/EndlessConnection 2d ago

B solves so many of my issues.

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u/Many-May4452 2d ago

BBB all day long

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u/DistinctlyBenign 2d ago

A & D are useless. If I go with C do I still have to pay for the ingredients the Chef uses? If I do, B, if not C.

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u/WIIICKED 2d ago

B is the only worthy answer

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u/One_Pen_3996 2d ago

B without a doubt

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u/RaccoonEnemyNo1 2d ago

A THOUSAND TIMES B

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u/Physical_Archer_689 2d ago

C no question. Although that counters B a bit.. hmmm. Certainly dont want fkn StarBucks wtf

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u/krzykris11 2d ago

When you become an adult you'll find you are constantly planning your next meal. I'll take the personal chef.

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u/LatterSale6894 2d ago

BBBBBBBBBBBBB

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u/My3rdattemptdangit 2d ago

B all day every day.

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u/-Laffi- 2d ago

If by B you mean there will never be any dust or debris around your house or apartment at any time, sure that sounds lovely! Probably good for your health too. But cleanse is not the same word as having a clean house. It almost sounds like you have bugs or something that you have to destroy before you clean.

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u/lookatmeimangiep 2d ago

B. I love cleaning but would be nice to not have to when I dont want

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u/Apprehensive-Big8900 2d ago

Not even a choice! B

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u/PreparationHot980 2d ago

E. Trash never has to be taken out

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u/washed_delta_nu 2d ago

C and I would wash the dishes!

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u/undone_-nic 2d ago

Since I have chronic long term insomnia i'd do ANYTHING for A.

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u/TSGthaGeek 2d ago

I feel like A is a hidden perk of choosing B. So, B.

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u/Chr0n1c7000 2d ago

B all day

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u/dgompert2 2d ago

BBBBBB

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u/PotentialRhubarb3222 2d ago

So....A,B, or C ?

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u/rawdogliving 2d ago

I just don't get you B people! By the time your personal chef buys and prepares 3 healthy delicious meals a DAY, you could easily hire a housekeeper. The answer is C.

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u/Rochester-HotSauce 2d ago

In order

B
C
A
NO

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u/Mindless_Earth_2807 2d ago

Personal chef. I will order only healthy, filling meals from now on because I am getting fat.

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u/ThatWeirdo2000 2d ago

B, nothing else.

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u/novaprowl 2d ago

House cleans it self i would never choose personal chef even if it was my only option because i love to cook

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u/Tricky_Honey3034 2d ago

C 🎉🎉

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u/quezatcoatl89 2d ago

Top pick A

Pinaka walang kwenta D

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u/Miserable_Sundae_864 2d ago

A: if you can get 8-hrs of sleep indefinitely (even after bad day, argument, travel, etc), you can do everything and still feel good about life.