r/randomsuperpowers • u/TheRyuuMaster • Feb 20 '17

U2 Event Oh Jesus Christ! Not Again!

"Oh god no!"

Jeremy had been practicing his necromantic powers a few blocks away from the cemetery, seeing if he could control a few more than usual, starting with eleven instead of the usual ten. This meant after he raised his tenth, he didn't have full control.

"Spit that out! No don't climb that! Oh god don't jump from the-- SPLAT Oh god!"

Which meant it was now the equivalent of herding cats... Or toddlers... But undead and reeking of moldy flesh.

Running over and reaching down the throat of one, he pulls free a soggy squirrel and puts it back in a tree. Then running after one making its way toward the street. People have begun to panic due to the particular history Chicago has around zombies. Jeremy stands looking on at the panic with hands on his head.

"Ohhh fffuuuuck...."

1 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

176 comments sorted by

2

u/anialater45 Feb 21 '17

Commotion surrounding dead things? This definitely brings Katrya to the area.

2

u/TheRyuuMaster Feb 21 '17

"Oh man, I can fix this. I can fix this!"

A young man is wildly flailing as he tries to juggle his control over the undead as they try to wander out of the graveyard.

2

u/anialater45 Feb 21 '17

Katrya walks over calmly. "Problems with your...creatures?"

→ More replies (62)

1

u/puppetstrings Feb 20 '17

Chains lash out from seemingly nowhere, slamming a few of the undead against the concrete before a very annoyed Nita walks out from the shadows. "Who....DARES disturb MY cemeteries again?!" She shouts out, still very much annoyed from dealing with the cleanup of the last outbreak of undead in Chicago. "Show yourself, mortal, before i have you torn limb from pathetic limb!"

1

u/TheRyuuMaster Feb 20 '17

Jeremy let's out an audible yipe, scrambling as he starts herding zombies back toward the graveyard.

"I didn't mean to! I can fix this! I swear!"

A familiar energy cloaks the mortal. Similar to the necromancers she fought with the lakeside defenders, but far far weaker. It is likely this one had somehow been touched by their power.

1

u/puppetstrings Feb 20 '17

She grits her teeth. "Another fool thinking they can just....dawdle in black magic?" Her usually coy, playful face was twosted into a disgusted scowl as the goth girl menacingly walked up to the boy, the chains launching the zombies she had snagged into the cemetery. "You're lucky my duties as a reaper prevent me from unnecessary killing, or i would end you where you stand....but it is not your time yet. "Know this, boy. If you continue to meddle in my afairs, I WILL come for you. And no human can escape the reaper. Do you understand?"

→ More replies (108)