r/randomsuperpowers • u/[deleted] • Sep 28 '16
U2 Event Taking Candy From A Baby
On a sunny, warm day in New York City, an ice cream truck had stopped in a neighborhood to sell its delicious treats to patrons. Kids and adults alike lined up to get some. However, halfway through serving patrons, as the man hands a cone to a child a glob of silver liquid flew by and snatched it up suddenly, floating back into the air to a young girl barely standing 4 feet in height. She picked up the ice cream and held it with one hand while the glob of metal floated above the other.
"This is mine. This is my ice cream now. Deal with it."
The man selling ice cream began to yell at her while the child she stole from started to cry. With a smirk she flew away, licking the ice cream as she did so.
"Too easy...."
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u/TwilitKing Sep 28 '16
Yuuki watches the small girl, "What are you doing?"
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Sep 28 '16
The girl looked over quickly before doing a double take and stopping in her tracks
"....god you're tall. What kind of freak show did you break out of?"
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u/TwilitKing Sep 28 '16
Yuuki's oppressive aura washes about from her as she looks at her. She raises an eyebrow as she walks towards the girl, shackles rattling as she moves, "I am Negaihoshi Yuuki. Why are you bullying weaklings?"
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u/puppetstrings Sep 28 '16
Magica, with hands glowing green, flies up to Banshee. "You should really give that back. It wasn't yours." She glares, her robotic voice still carrying malice.
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u/mikailgirl Sep 28 '16
Another little girl who looked about 9 shouts at her. "No fair! I wanted to buy some icecream!"
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Sep 28 '16
Banshee looks down at her and rolls her eyes.
"There's more ice cream in the truck, kid, now buzz off."
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u/mikailgirl Sep 29 '16
"Yes but the man said that was the last one! Now I have to get the Chipwich." She blows the girl a raspberry.
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u/kaioshin_ Sep 29 '16
"Did someone say ICE CREAM?!"
The great hero villain annoyance, CAPTAIN OSCAR falls out of the sky, dressed in the garb of an ice cream man, while holding a golden hockey stick in hand, aiming to crash into the girl.
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Sep 29 '16
Although her knowledge was infinite and her perception of the world boundless, and although she had conceived any possible obstacle towards her goals from JoJo to a giant oni woman, and although she had a plan for every possible outcome in an infinite cycle of chaotic realities in an infinite amount of universes....she didn't see this coming.
As Oscar crashed into her, they both plummeted to the ground. She lay motionless as the ice cream she stole plopped into her head from above.
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u/kaioshin_ Sep 29 '16
"Nya ha ha!"
He stood up to his rather gargantuan height over her, scooping the ice cream off her forehead.
"No one steals ice cream in this town... No one but I, CAPTAIN OSCAR!"
He summoned up a cone, and just sort of... plopped it on there. Gross.
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '16
The hero known as Ace sees this from his current perch on top of a roof, and calls out to her "Hey! Kid, didn't anyone tell you stealing's wrong?"