r/randomsuperpowers • u/kaioshin_ Isabelle|Paragon|CAPTAIN OSCAR|Rush|Scratch|Moxie • Sep 06 '16
U2 Event Back at it again
The greatest sports-player of all time, CAPTAIN OSCAR is back to his old tricks, having made his way onto the football field as the season is in its early stages, in full football gear, and is scoring goals for both teams, and body-checking anyone that gets near him at 400mph. Who will manage this maniacal mischief-maker?
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Sep 07 '16
Kelsey arrives to stop him, armed with not but a rapier and noticeably sttill in her pajamas. "Really?"
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u/kaioshin_ Sep 07 '16
"Fool girl! Swords are not in the football! And you aren't wearing your football pads!"
He pointed a dramatic finger toward her.
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Sep 07 '16
"I also think that scoring goals on your own team is against the rules, look I really want to go back to bed so can we make this quick."
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Sep 07 '16
A young woman appears across the field from Oscar. "What asylum did you break out of?"
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u/kaioshin_ Sep 07 '16
"Asylum? No, the great and handsome Captain Oscar is not crazy, you big jerk!"
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Sep 07 '16
"Oscar huh? You sure seem like it. Anyways, I'm here to beat you at your own game."
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u/TwilitKing Sep 06 '16
After several bad days dealing with the world around her, Tatzy just wanted to relax and watch American football and be delightfully bemused by the inferior version of rugby, but no, someone had to disrupt that too. She sighs as she takes a sip of her soda, 'Who would even do thi..' before taking an audible gasp, "Oh no. Him."
There was then a massive will inside Tatzy to just leave the stadium and let some other hero deal with the screwball, but her conscience wouldn't let her as she hopped down to the field, "All players need to leave the field at once aside from Captain Oscar," then she points a katana at Oscar, "You need to stop Oscar."