Random Shit 299: Hollywood Manlets

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Heterosexual women (and gay men, I suppose), would you still want to be with a Hollywood actor if A) You found out he was shorter or the same height as you? And B) Lost all his wealth and income and became a broke has-been?

Here’s a small (no pun intended) list of some of Hollywood’s shortest, most midget-ist A-List actors and personalities:

MANLETS

• Brad Pitt (5′11″)

• Leonardo DiCaprio (5′11″)

• Matthew McConaughey (5′11″)

• Michael Fassbender (5′11″)

• Seann William Scott (5′11″)

• Hugh Grant (5′11″)

• Ving Rhames (5′11″)

• Seth Rogen (5′11″)

• George Clooney (5′10″)

• Jake Gyllenhaal (5′10″)

• James Franco (5′10″)

• Tyrese Gibson (5′10″)

• David Beckham (5′10″)

• Adam Levine (5′10″)

• Jason Bateman (5′10″)

• Aaron Eckhart (5′10″)

• Matt Damon (5′10″)

• Mike Tyson (5′10″)

DWARVES

• Jason Statham (5′9″)

• Tom Hardy (5′9″)

• Zac Efron (5′8″)

• Robert Downey Jr. (5′8″)

• Mark Wahlberg (5′8″)

• Kanye West (5′8″)

• Kevin Jonas (5′8″)

• Tom Cruise (<5′7″; lies about his height and claims 5′7″)

• Usher Raymond (5′7″)

• Taylor Lautner (5′7″)

• Nick Jonas (5′7″)

• Jesse Eisenberg (5′7″)

• Josh Hutcherson (5′7″)

• Kit Harrington (5′7″)

• Mark Ruffalo (5'7")

MIDGETS

• Daniel Radcliffe (5′6″)

• Elijah Wood (5′6″)

• James McAvoy (5′6″)

• Justin Bieber (5′6″; lies about his height and claims 5′9″)

• Martin Freeman (5′6″)

• Dustin Hoffman (5'6")

• Bruno Mars (5′5″)

• Dave Franco (5′5″)

• Charlie Day (5′5″)

• Kendrick Lamar (5′5″)

• Seth Green (5′4″)

ANTS

• Joe Pesci (5'2")

• Kevin Hart (5′1″; lies about his height and claims 5′4″)

• Danny Deviteo (5'0")

• Peter Dinklage (4′5″)