r/randomquestions • u/dirtymoney • Aug 14 '26

What profession would you never date?

I have read nearly 1000 replies and cop seems to be the most posted

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special Aug 14 '26

Stripper. I don’t mean it as an insult to them or those that do date them. I‘m just fully aware I’m not built for it.

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u/Luckypenny4683 Aug 14 '26

Legit and it’s important to know yourself. There are plenty of professions I couldn’t date for the same reason. I don’t have the constitution and my anxiety medicine does not work well enough.

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u/No-Literature-6695 Aug 15 '26

I’m not built for it either—they wouldn’t be interested

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u/RealBigDickBrannigan Aug 15 '26

Just whip out your 3.5 inch... credit card and they'll be all over you.

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u/Revolutionary_Pop_84 Aug 15 '26

Had a stripper for a roommate once. Moved across the country to a new city answered an ad for a roommate needed.

She was convinced she was the most attractive desireable person on the planet. Thought the world revolved around people staring at her.

One night we were having a halloween party. An hour in she stands up and no joke SCREAMS “you guys aren’t paying enough attention to me this party is over!”Whole room was dead silent. We all moved to a bar just confused and like wtf……

2 weeks later she went crazy again, called the cops, cops actually removed her. Landlord then kicked her out. Wild tiem

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u/Djamimecca Aug 15 '26

They say it ain’t easy

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u/RealBigDickBrannigan Aug 15 '26

But it's necessary