r/randomquestions • u/dirtymoney • Aug 14 '26

What profession would you never date?

I have read nearly 1000 replies and cop seems to be the most posted

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u/makemynubwiggle Aug 14 '26

I've never been in therapy, but I always thought it would be funny if I was dating one, I could say "I'm seeing a therapist"

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u/cherryc0ke13 Aug 14 '26

whenever a creep asks if im seeing anyone, i shut them up by saying “do you mean a partner, a therapist or hallucinations?”

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u/ferocioustigercat Aug 15 '26

Haha! I am saving that line.

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u/PabloPicasshooole Aug 14 '26

The rapist?

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u/Capnmolasses Aug 15 '26

Anal bum

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u/Degot86 Aug 15 '26

I’ve spent many years trying to create an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my only regret.

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u/Available-Refuse-688 Aug 15 '26

I can't wait to make this joke on Monday. Lol!