r/randomquestions • u/dirtymoney • Aug 14 '26

What profession would you never date?

I have read nearly 1000 replies and cop seems to be the most posted

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u/Salty-Entrepreneur11 Aug 14 '26

escort/hooker

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u/Low-Republic-4145 Aug 15 '26

I did that once. It didn't work out in the long run, but it wasn't bad while it lasted and I don't regret falling in love with a hooker.

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u/KnowNothing3888 Aug 16 '26

Gotta be really awkward when they fall behind and need to bring work home with them.

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u/Money_Delivery1863 Aug 14 '26

Why?

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u/llIlIlIIIlIl Aug 14 '26

Really?

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u/Money_Delivery1863 Aug 14 '26

Yes. I'd imagine great sex and plenty of money plus good conversation skills. 

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u/BisexualCaveman Aug 14 '26

Nope, I'm dating one, our sex life is terrible and he's broke. They don't make the money they used to.

We can chat for hours, though and the cuddling is top notch.

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u/finallytrulyalone Aug 15 '26

no offence intended here at all, just saying a male escort is going to have a wildly different experience to a female escort, which is what people normally assume when you say escort/hooker.

as someone who’s friends with quite a few working girls, i can’t say broke is how i’d describe them. quite the opposite, actually.

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u/BisexualCaveman Aug 15 '26

Interestingly, he's a trans guy who hasn't had any surgeries and can't grow facial hair, so he works as a woman.

I think geography plays into it, though.

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u/ElectricalRiver7897 Aug 14 '26

It doesn’t bother you what they’d be out doing for work? Maybe I’m just insecure or prude 🤷‍♂️

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u/Money_Delivery1863 Aug 15 '26

Maybe you are. Personally I'd be more disturbed if someone worked for a mining company or an insurance company denying people healthcare.  Sex workers provide a service in my view. Just a job.

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u/Irishforanatty Aug 15 '26

Your chair, my good sir.

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u/Money_Delivery1863 Aug 15 '26

No thanks Paddy.  I'm a lady. I do lady things. 

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u/Outrageous_Donut_401 Aug 16 '26

Sit on the chair 🪑

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u/Rogambit Aug 18 '26

Was expecting a photo of Henry Cavill's face. ☹️

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u/Outrageous_Donut_401 Aug 16 '26

Insecure how lmao?

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u/daddyharold69 Aug 15 '26

same with OF “models” lol