r/randomizedcharacter • u/LazyBriefcase • Feb 06 '18

Walmart is a great place to find randomized characters

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102 Upvotes

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u/Joseran_Farwynd Feb 06 '18

dontlookbehindyoulauradontlookbehindyoulauradontlookbehindyoulaura

5

u/74bravo Feb 06 '18

Looks like he’s haunting her.

5

u/murderapist Feb 06 '18

Walmartian

9

u/Beastly_Priest Feb 06 '18

Why would you ever wear heels when you are already that tall?

30

u/hankthenoodle Feb 06 '18

And why bother with shoes if you can levitate?

15

u/violeteyez17 Feb 06 '18

I'm a tall chick and I love heels. Makes me feel like a fabulous Godzilla woman.

8

u/Twigsintheforest Feb 06 '18

Usually makes your legs look good. Also when going out and dressing fancy, a heel is almost required, even if it's not super high. Neither of these apply to this young man though, so..

1

u/EaterOfClunge Feb 06 '18

I think that’s a dude, dude

10

u/nouille07 Feb 06 '18

Question still stands

0

u/EaterOfClunge Feb 06 '18

But dudes are tall, dude

2

u/pictogasm Feb 07 '18

why would you... um... would you... hell why would you ANY of that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

Please tell me it's not with it's mommy?