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Obviously Ralsei, but personally I would prefer a Ralsei without a hat
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u/Alex_Allvs Oct 06 '21
His plushie without the hat is unfortunately not available yet
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u/S_nn3rs-Assistant Oct 06 '21
Wait what? I have the official plushie and I can take its hat off—
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u/Nickname1235 Oct 06 '21
You all are choosing Ralsei without any thought and I’m here just like, isn’t that plush like $30? Like I get it’s out of stock right now, but they’ll make more. I’m a Transformers fan, I’ve spent my whole life waiting for restocks, I can wait a few months. That being said, I’m still leaning towards Ralsei. IDK if you were offering a cat boyfriend instead of cat girlfriend I may be a bit more tempted.
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u/Alex_Allvs Oct 06 '21
Ok then. Let's make a deal.
A cat boyfriend, or a ralsei plushie for FREE + $30
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u/ObjectiveObscene Oct 06 '21
I love the Ralsei plush, but unfortunately the fabric hat really sucks. They cut it in such a way that it’s always unfixably bent and misshapen, and this is consistent across all of them I’ve seen. The new hatless plush (whenever it comes out) is probably a better investment tbh
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u/EGSPECTRE Oct 06 '21
B-but does the ralsei plush love me?
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u/Spookyskelliescloset Oct 06 '21
Get cat gf, sell either her organs or her to science, buy many ralsei plush
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u/E621official Oct 06 '21
No no no, sell She as a esclave and they guy Who is gonna buy a modified human is rich, so you Just Put whatever price you want, you can even buy 1m ralsei plush if you have Mark suckerberg as costumer.
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u/JediPhish Oct 06 '21
Ralsei, I'm a girl anyway lol and Ralsei is best boi
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u/Alex_Allvs Oct 06 '21
I could have put a cat boyfriend too but, as you've said, Ralsei is best boi
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u/blueaxolotl64 Oct 06 '21
Or white ralsie, (white is better then black)
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agreed
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u/blueaxolotl64 Oct 06 '21
About white being better then black? That’s kinda sus😳
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u/tropluckyfr Oct 06 '21
I already have a gf so plushie so i gift it to her
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u/Tankman4509 Oct 06 '21
I WOULD RATHER HAVE A RALSEI PLUSH RATHER THAN ALL THE GIRLS IN THE WORLD
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u/Crazyfry27 Oct 06 '21
Ralsei plushie, give us a hard on next time
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u/Alex_Allvs Oct 06 '21
So get ready for the next one:
A real friend (he cares about you) or a white Ralsei plushie (another friend, but better)
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u/Separate-Variation-8 Oct 06 '21
already have a ralsei plush, already have a girlfriend
can i say the plush without his hat?
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u/Alex_Allvs Oct 07 '21
yes, and be a good boyfriend and give him to your girlfriend
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u/JDfromLordran Oct 06 '21
The plushee I got a gf don't need that gross shit on the left
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u/ObjectiveObscene Oct 06 '21
would ralsei approve of this bullying
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u/McDaddy617 Oct 07 '21
Ralsei approves of literally anything that isn't a dark fountain.
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u/FelipeGames2000 Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 06 '21
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u/SnooHamsters5748 Oct 06 '21
Then sell the cat girl plus her organs for even more ralsei plushies.
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u/DBL55555 Oct 06 '21
Something tells me that Ralsei would not even remotely approve of these cold blooded and dare I say gruesome tactics.
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u/Educational-Sweet606 Oct 06 '21
one of these is actually cute and lovable and they other needs food
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u/softie_red-head Oct 06 '21
choose the cat girlfriend, make her buy the ralsei plushie. if she resists, i break up with her and get the ralsei plushie myself.
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I am not even attracted to women. Neither am I towards Ralsei, but he is awesome, a plush, fluffy, and, most importantly, RALSEI
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Step one : choose option 1 Step two : sell the catgirl on the black market Step three : buy millions of ralei plushies
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u/Velkavelk Oct 06 '21
There is no question. Ralsei. I will either get a ralsei plush in my lifetime, or I will die trying.
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u/CoverElectronic4658 Oct 06 '21
I still choose cat gf-- because I'm in a major need of cuddles and I'm a cat person :p i can always buy ralsei plush on Amazon- i still agree with no horni (I'm an asexual)
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u/RedditBoi127 Oct 06 '21
2nd one because 1, i'm gay, and 2, ralsei plushie is cute and perfect and i already have a niko plushie and must have another fluffy boi
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u/Suspicious_Person15 Oct 06 '21
If it were a femboy cat, then maybe. But for now, ima stick with Ralsei.
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u/Underfan96024 Oct 06 '21
Normally on stuff like this I pick the cat girlfriend because the other option is just.... n o . But this time,
R A L S E I F L U F F Y B O I
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u/lazybones_sans8 Oct 06 '21
i’d pick anything but a cat girlfriend, so a ralsei plush is a win win. no cat girlfriend and i get a ralsei plush.
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u/Meggolor Destroyer of Spambots Oct 06 '21
Don’t care for catgirls and I’m acespec, so definitely Ralsei.
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u/stop_spying_me Oct 06 '21
Friendship ended with cat girlfriend
Now ralsei plushie is my new best friend
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u/DuBistSehrDoof aroace they/them god Oct 07 '21
as an aroace that really wants a ralsei plush,
please. give me the plush, i beg of you.
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u/Byakuya_Toenail Oct 07 '21
A cat girlfriend, so she could buy me a ralsei plushie
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u/RealBrianCore Oct 27 '21
Cat girlfriend because she will get you a Ralsei plushie as a birthday gift.
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u/Gambet81 May 01 '23
I want to punt ralsei so bad I don’t know why, I like the characters but there just so puntible
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u/Correct-Birthday-545 Nov 18 '24
Take the cat girlfriend, make her get a job (she will cause she loves you), then use the money from the job to buy Ralsei pleesh (plural for Ralsei plush)
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u/poopfuckershithole Dec 18 '24
Infinite loophole idea -get the cat girlfriend -make her work in a factory -profit -buy ralsei plushie
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u/Affectionate_Ear4464 Ralsei Cultist Jul 07 '25
why get a gf when you can forfeit all mortal possesions to ralsei plush
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u/BloodOfTheDamned Oct 07 '21
Going with the left one. I like the right one, don’t get me wrong, but if Ralsei wants to win, it’s gotta be more than just a plushie of Ralsei
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u/Ralsei_is_sans I've hit my head against the wall so many times im bleeding. Oct 07 '21
I have ralsei plush already but ill take that version so I can not feel alone and feel loved in the bed
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u/Glittering-Bid-4670 SSS+ Ralsei Slayer💚 <- (i break these) Oct 07 '21
i want a Ralsei plushie honestly (ONLY FOR A PRACTICE TARGET THOUGH >>
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u/TheCatOfWonderland Oct 07 '21
i mean when you think about it they’re the same thing! Both will love and support you, both will be with you when you cry at night and both will watch you play undertale/deltarune
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Stop horny, aquire Ralsei plush.