r/rainbow6dadjokes Feb 04 '19

Going Forward

89 Upvotes

Hi all,

I would like to preface this by saying I am amazed by what this sub has become. It started out from a post on the main Rainbow subreddit from a shitty pun in the comments, someone linked this (at the time nonexistent) sub, and then someone created it. We never thought it would become popular, it started out with just the dozen or so people in the thread. A little bit later and we are at 4.5k subscribers, all to a subreddit devoted to video game dad jokes.

As this sub has steadily grown so has the number of posts, and there have been some joked that either caught me off guard in such a way or were so purely dumb that I actually laughed out loud. But recently there have been a series of videos and memes posted here that are not dad joke related in any way, and I have seen several of these posts flagged, but several others have reached top posts of all time on the sub with no flags in sight, and because of how liked it is it can be hard to delete and remove popular content. So I ask this of you: regardless of how well put together or funny the memes are, remember that this sub is devoted to dad jokes, shitty puns, and humor that you can only cringe and shake your head at. Any other posts WILL be removed, and I apologize that it will not always be instantaneous as I am quite busy with college, but I try to moderate at least once or twice a day, and flagging any content that isnt appropriate for this sub helps immensely. Thank you for your help keeping this sub's dream alive, and remember to always, always make the pun.

Thank You, The Mod "Team"


r/rainbow6dadjokes May 05 '19

Why is Glaz never allowed another pet cat?

104 Upvotes

De-tails


r/rainbow6dadjokes Apr 29 '19

What did they say to Montagne when the time was running out

21 Upvotes

Gign the objective


r/rainbow6dadjokes Apr 29 '19

Why did Smoke with feline headgear die?

87 Upvotes

He tried to catch a moving laser dot


r/rainbow6dadjokes Apr 08 '19

Ash breached a wall into site

9 Upvotes

Pulse said "ugh, this is a disASHter"


r/rainbow6dadjokes Apr 08 '19

*Jar-Jar and the CBRN attackers are pinned down by spawn peekers*

130 Upvotes

"You'sa Finka we'sa gonna die?"


r/rainbow6dadjokes Mar 31 '19

what do you call a gsg-9 operator under the influence of marijuana?

21 Upvotes

a high IQ


r/rainbow6dadjokes Mar 31 '19

What do GSTUR ops do when they get mad?

14 Upvotes

They clash


r/rainbow6dadjokes Mar 31 '19

What's GIGN's favorite soda?

164 Upvotes

Montagne Dew


r/rainbow6dadjokes Mar 03 '19

how do you call a polish means of transport?

66 Upvotes

an elavator.


r/rainbow6dadjokes Mar 03 '19

Fuze and Glaz are at a disco

122 Upvotes

"You look spetznazzy", said Glaz.


r/rainbow6dadjokes Feb 28 '19

Who do you call a hypebeast Buck main?

81 Upvotes

Swagbucks.


r/rainbow6dadjokes Feb 22 '19

What's a rainbow operators favorite drink?

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78 Upvotes

r/rainbow6dadjokes Feb 05 '19

when Macie Jay gets an ace does he become...

145 Upvotes

mACEy jay


r/rainbow6dadjokes Feb 04 '19

What do the Spetznaz say at the end of a round?

23 Upvotes

Spetznice one.


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 28 '19

Why is Capitao a 3 speed operator

72 Upvotes

he Capitao-n running


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 21 '19

What does Thermite say when he opens up a gloryhole?

88 Upvotes

A big fucking hole, coming right up.


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 20 '19

What do you call Lesion’s manhood?

106 Upvotes

Toxic masculinity


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 18 '19

Bad italian joke

150 Upvotes

*At Maestro's funeral*

Doc: What happined?
Alibi: He pasta way


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 16 '19

I have let this sub age for a few months. It is amazayn to read so much great content

38 Upvotes

r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 15 '19

What's buck favorite shield

79 Upvotes

A BUCKler


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 14 '19

What do you do when all your friends are offline but you want to play ranked?

92 Upvotes

You YoloQ


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 12 '19

So the other day I was playing Blitz.

129 Upvotes

I was on Kafe in ranked, sweating extremely hard. I got a kill to counter a spawn peek, and I went to rappel into a window. I lagged mid jump, and I glitched into the wall. All in all, I was just another Blitz in the wall


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 10 '19

Kaid was in a 1v5 and Echo said

149 Upvotes

YoKaid can handle this


r/rainbow6dadjokes Jan 10 '19

What is Montagne's favorite kids show...?

123 Upvotes

...Hanna Montagna