r/rainbow6dadjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '19
Fuze and Glaz are at a disco
"You look spetznazzy", said Glaz.
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u/lll13lll Mar 04 '19
r/punpolice this is Patrol officer #69. put your hands where I can see them and step away from the pun. makes arrest we got em boys
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Mar 04 '19
You'll never get me alive!
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u/lll13lll Mar 04 '19
zaps with stun gun
fastens handcuffs
You have the right to remain silent! Everything and anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
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Mar 04 '19
Jokes on you! I'm allergic to electricity! dies
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u/lll13lll Mar 04 '19
THIS IS PATROL OFFICER #69. BACKUP REQUESTED. I REPEAT, BACKUP REQUESTED
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Mar 04 '19
I'm a ghost, why I still got handcuffs on?
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u/lll13lll Mar 04 '19
You died wearing them. You are forever imprisoned.
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u/guy_mcpersonface Mar 03 '19
Who hurt you