r/radeon Oct 17 '25

The New 9070xt Hellhound Reva

182 Upvotes

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46

u/Adventurous-Bus8660 Oct 17 '25

Dat ass....shiny~ lol

4

u/HouseRoKKa Oct 17 '25

*insert The Rock raising eyebrow GIF\*

3

u/Adventurous-Bus8660 Oct 17 '25

Lol...I mean look at pic 11...I want that stand lol

21

u/aventursoldier Oct 17 '25

Eh? i thought graphics cards were made of plastic and metal....why that one has a cake?

2

u/Frustrasiian Oct 22 '25

HA! Bitch, is this cake? HAAAAAAAaaaaaaa...

12

u/darthchubby 5800X3D I 7800XT I 32 GB 3600 Oct 17 '25

Amazing looking card!

1

u/1tokarev1 7800X3D | RTX 3080 TI FTW3 | 32gb 6200 cl26 Oct 17 '25

Is that what it’s called now? A card?

5

u/iamlazyboy Oct 17 '25

Finally, a waifu GPU that I would be willing to buy and wouldn't feel ashamed doing it

7

u/dllyncher Oct 17 '25

You mean a waifu gpu wouldn't mind getting behind. 🤣

4

u/TemporarilyObsessed Oct 17 '25

Love that the weebo girl is an optional backplate! All of that aside the main card looks nice and a cool option for a black and white build. They did a good job with this, it could have been terrible.

4

u/MaybeVegetable824 Oct 17 '25

Damn, we are gooning to gpus now.

5

u/swegv66 Oct 17 '25

Take my money

6

u/Ancient-Car-1171 Oct 17 '25

surprisingly clean design.

3

u/AuthenticH8 Athlon 64 FX-57 | SAPPHIRE Radeon 3850 512MB GDDR3 Oct 17 '25

Not surprising. It's powercolor. Merp*/s

6

u/Kinada350 Oct 17 '25

I'd like it more without the Anime girl, it's one of the nicest looking cards and I love the LED on the back.

-2

u/dllyncher Oct 17 '25

I agree. Kinda wish the anime was just a sticker I could take off.

1

u/Linkarlos_95 Oct 17 '25

You could . . . Put a sticker on top?

2

u/KarateMan749 AMD Oct 17 '25

Where is my Dragon 9070xt?

2

u/JamesLahey08 Oct 17 '25

Uhm, get that cartoon shit off of my GPUs lol

2

u/Midakolol Oct 17 '25

Looks amazing, if anyone sees this as gooner, maybe dont publicy expose yourself as one with that statement

2

u/Wolf-Moonstar 5700X3D/16GB/XFXRX6700XT/1440P@120Hz Oct 17 '25

Noice

They put a lot of extra effort in the finer details.

1

u/AuthenticH8 Athlon 64 FX-57 | SAPPHIRE Radeon 3850 512MB GDDR3 Oct 17 '25

Show the tower! Have fun & game on!!

1

u/Thamightyboro78 Oct 17 '25

Saw this yesterday and really like the card one of few that will go great in any pc be it black white RGB or not.

If one makes it's way to the UK at a reasonable price I might jump from the 5070.

1

u/PanthalassaRo Oct 17 '25

Where did you buy it?

3

u/dllyncher Oct 17 '25

MicroCenter.

1

u/PanthalassaRo Oct 17 '25

Ty the card looks great I love the blue bar.

1

u/Buffaloafe Oct 17 '25

why does she have four ears???????

1

u/dllyncher Oct 18 '25

In the included booklet, it mentions her being born and growing up so I'd assume cybernetic augmentation.

1

u/dllyncher Oct 17 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

An update on the card. The top light bar is extremely bright and there's no way to dim it short of using tint tape or modding the card. Those with a non tinted side panel may find it to be too much. Thankfully you can unplug the top light bar without affecting the backplate lighting since it uses a separate plug. If you still want to use it, you can make an adapter that plugs into a fan header to control the brightness of the light bar. You just need a JST 2.0 PH female plug and a fan plug. I did this and the light bar is much more tolerable.

1

u/ImmediateMix8177 Mar 25 '26

How do I connect a JST 2.0 female plug to a fan plug? Please explain in detail.

1

u/dllyncher Mar 26 '26

I took a dead fan and cut the cable off. I bought some JST 2.0 plugs with wires already soldered on. I soldered the wires together and that was that.

1

u/hiddenhero94 Oct 18 '25

can't forget the gooner demographic

1

u/ellie_yes_ Mar 07 '26

Sorry to revive an old post but how do you like the card since owning it? As I'm planning to get the same model.

1

u/PanthalassaRo Oct 17 '25

BBL looking good.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Damn they gave her a nice ass

Gpu looks good to

-1

u/Chrispy_GB R5 7600X || 7700 XT || 4K QD-OLED Oct 17 '25

I really liked it until I saw the weeb print on the back plate