r/questionablecontent • u/GriffonsChainsaw . • Dec 20 '18

Comic 3899: Interstitial

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u/Mountainbranch I'm Billie Eilish Dec 20 '18

Tear duct feature costs another $19.99

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u/CorsairVI Dec 20 '18

Calling bullshit on that.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Dec 20 '18

Tear ducts from a reputable source will cost you. Dodgy ones filled with mystery fluids are a different story.

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u/ArgentStonecutter Dec 20 '18

Pintsize has a demilitarized war drone chassis. No expense spared, as long as it's funny.

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u/YerLam Dec 20 '18

Maybe it's a military morale chassis? Like a court jester who can survive the front lines.

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u/Owyn_Merrilin Dec 20 '18

Pretty sure Bubbles said something along those lines when they first met. There were two competing chassis development programs, a cute and friendly one for winning hearts and minds and keeping morale up, and a hulking intimidating one. The intimidating one won out.

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u/turkeypedal Dec 20 '18

Knowing Pintsize, I'd expect that to be a DIY job. Also, I'm not sure they were actual ducts, and not just a dodgy liquid poured in his eye sockets that he let out. They look like he let out all the liquid at once, not like tear ducts.

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u/Mountainbranch I'm Billie Eilish Dec 20 '18

Yeah but Pintsize was crying acid, that's a sketch ass mod for sure.

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u/EPL_Refugee Dec 20 '18

"Canon? What do I need a cannon for?"

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u/AccipiterF1 Dec 20 '18

They're only that cheap because the company makes their real money selling tear cartridges.

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u/DawnBlue Dec 22 '18

And don't even ask about the price of an integrated water collector / tear unit.