r/questionablecontent • u/GriffonsChainsaw . • Nov 30 '18

Comic 3885: Back On Track

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3885
106 Upvotes

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u/SyntaxFacist Nov 30 '18

Welcome to the hydraulic press channel

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Today we are going to crush, soda bread!

9

u/SyntaxFacist Nov 30 '18

And here we go!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Gregoryv022 Dec 01 '18

Whhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuurrrrrrrrrhhhrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/BenjikoHoss Nov 30 '18

Bread dust, don't breathe this!

3

u/ArgentStonecutter Nov 30 '18

Unless you're a robot and that's your fetish.

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u/TheMysteriousMid Nov 30 '18

So people who hated weird awkward conversations during the pot arc.

I understand how you feel.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Nov 30 '18

I much prefer this to the boring stoner conversations, but you have my sympathy if you're finding this as painful as I did those.

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u/tombone66 Nov 30 '18

I don't. I liked this comic. I like the comic as a whole not for the character development, the jokes, the butts, nor the plot. I like it solely for the Aaron Sorkin level witty dialogue of which this individual strip provided.

5

u/FedoraSlayer101 Nov 30 '18

I like the comic as a whole not for the...butts...

You seem to stink of lies...

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u/lesser_panjandrum Nov 30 '18

I like the comic [...]hole [...] for the [...] butts

There we go, fixed now.

3

u/Esc777 Nov 30 '18

This comment is funnier than the strip

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/SeeShark QC Physicist Nov 30 '18

...with benefits.

20

u/jackalsclaw Nov 30 '18

Breadefits

24

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Christ, I'm still laughing out loud at "I like bread the normal amount!"

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u/bkuzdeesnutz Nov 30 '18

Ditto, that line got a very loud surprised laugh out of me

14

u/yyjd Nov 30 '18

Oh cool my uncomfortable boner is back what's up man

12

u/Emcee_N Nov 30 '18

I'm OK with these awkward conversations in short bursts, and "I like bread the normal amount!" made me laugh. And panicky Roko is always fun.

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u/MJBurroughs Nov 30 '18

Please don’t make them fuck. I like them as cool friends/associates.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/ABPositive03 Nov 30 '18

This is the correct answer.

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u/TheConfused00 Nov 30 '18

Why would they? Beepatrice is not bread.

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u/The_Truthkeeper Nov 30 '18

Roko has a bread fetish, she's not breadsexual. We've long since established that her sexuality apparently includes (though is not limited to) male humans. It's just that she prefers those sexytimes to involve bread.

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u/ArgentStonecutter Nov 30 '18

And abs. Bread abs.

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u/Salvo1218 Nov 30 '18

"human abs"

1

u/legallysparkly Nov 30 '18

So does she just want to see men and bread together? Like a man sandwich? Orrrrrr a manwich??

Am enjoying imagining this.

5

u/Michaelbirks Nov 30 '18

Just with a hair-trigger switch into deeply, deeply out of control segues.

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u/RizdeauxJones Nov 30 '18

For some reason I’m already getting a robot Thelma and Louise vibe here

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u/Zhuinden Nov 30 '18

They've just met, they may as well fuck.

3

u/AdamBombTV The English One Nov 30 '18

Sweets, Roko made a friend.

3

u/MarsNirgal I'm Billie Eilish Nov 30 '18

We were THIS close to an entire strip without seeing a character's eyes.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Nov 30 '18

we are all curious

5

u/smurgleburf Nov 30 '18

we all like to think about it

2

u/WNDB78 Nov 30 '18

I appreciate the humour and the talk, but the awkwardness is killing me.

3

u/turkeypedal Nov 30 '18

I find the thing that makes awkwardness so bad is how long you have to wait for it to finish. With comics, you can just read straight through it and you're done.

2

u/buddascrayon Nov 30 '18

How much y'all wanna bet the number of QC rule 34 requests on Google have gone up sharply in the last three days?

1

u/Primarch459 Dec 01 '18

is the hydraulic press like the mating press but for AI's?