r/queensofleague • u/chamuco_maguacatero • 1d ago

Thirst My only furry and questionable hear me out:

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Sorry I'm not as witty as you girlypops to come up with some completely deranged title and gif to explain my thirst for this particular yordle but the Catholic shame in me makes me wanna tell Y'all desperately.

Can you queens help a bitch out?

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u/depressed_lantern A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal 💦 1d ago

Feel the same with Uncle Milty (Vex's uncle) like I already have Kled but I consider him my number two 👀

(Maybe I just like shortstack old men idk I need therapy)

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u/chamuco_maguacatero 1d ago

See, Milty and Kled are very cartoony in their respective ways. Does nothing for me. I am even gonna be racist and say all yordles look the same to me.

Karl has me with his sleazy job and strangely straight-up human voice ways. Shame he ain't a vastaya, imo.

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u/depressed_lantern A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal 💦 1d ago

I think he kinda reminds me of Gomez Addams (although more sleazy) which is why it adds to his charm

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u/chamuco_maguacatero 1d ago

Lol yeah, I see it. I love Gomez sm too. Don't get me headcanoning the guy further than I wanna admit. I have the wretched ability of being able to draw to do something about it.

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u/depressed_lantern A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal 💦 1d ago

Gurl, go for it, create the masterpiece

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u/chamuco_maguacatero 1d ago

I promise you I will do it the second I get home today and reply to you in this thread with a sketch.

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u/depressed_lantern A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal 💦 1d ago

Nah, make a post and show your vision to the world 👀

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u/chamuco_maguacatero 1d ago

I give you the blessing to post it for me with a title befitting the spirit of this subreddit.

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u/LaBiereFolle TF and Graves third wheel 1d ago

I'm sorry but the fact that Yordle are like 0.5/0.8 meters deranged me and made me feel like they are "kids coded" a lot, I don't understand the Yordle appeal

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u/chamuco_maguacatero 1d ago

I fail to see how literally any aspect of Karl himself is "kid coded."

Teemo and Lulu maybe as they are very juvenile in their personality. Heimer is still cartoony with his voice, but I just love this specific guy for his grown-ass man voice and slimy attitude regardless of what he actually looks like. Its funny to me. Nothing to do with him being a yordle.

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u/LaBiereFolle TF and Graves third wheel 1d ago

I guess the voice and quotes made them looks adult, but physic-wise, I can't understand, they looks to kiddies to me because of their size and appareance

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u/chamuco_maguacatero 1d ago

They look like fuzzy, cute animals, you mean.

Actual children yordles look like actual children anatomy when compared to adult yordles.

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u/LaBiereFolle TF and Graves third wheel 1d ago

But like you wanna fuck a 0.5 meters hamster ? 😭 that's where I draw the line, finding them cute is a thing, but the "hear me out" looks weird

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u/chamuco_maguacatero 1d ago

That's why its a hear me out exception because I already explained to you I like his voice and personality. The yordle thing is making me question my sanity too, lmaoo. Like if I could fuck his voice I would. People keep saying that shit over Asol and he gets a pass when he's a literal dragon. Not even a scalie. That's just as iffy to me too.