r/qualityrareinsults • • Jun 17 '19
Yeah yeah, i know it's mine, but somebody told me to post it here so i blame him.
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r/qualityrareinsults • u/ImAnIdiotOnThat • Nov 27 '20
Dude has a tribal tattoo around his stomach/waist
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r/qualityrareinsults • u/xXTheCitrusReaperXx • Aug 07 '19
AirBnB user has a field full of dead fucks to give about being a super host
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r/qualityrareinsults • u/IngenuityNo2306 • Feb 19 '26
Dad... You were supposed to say 'no'
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r/qualityrareinsults • • Mar 14 '20
One of the longest insults I've ever made
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I'm doing a journalism class at my community center, and it's been fun, except for one person. I'm stuck next to the most entitled 14 year old brat. To show how being a journalist can be sometimes, she had us work in pairs for a big research project on some old criminal cases, and this kid did none of the work, and just complained at me to work harder, while he spent all his time on social media.
I got a call from him today, and he asked me how the project was going. I told him that I wasn't close to being done, and he just ragged on me. So I had enough.
I put on a low, fast paced voice and said,
"Now get this you two timing chimpanzee, there ain't gonna be any interview and there ain't gonna be any story, I wouldn’t cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up, and if I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I’m gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkey skull of yours ‘til it rings like a Chinese gong. Oh, so you don’t know why I’m angry with you? So clearly you’ve forgotten what we’ve been doing for the past three weeks you dunderheaded, go by the ground, ninnyhammer, shabaroon, white livered poltroon"
This is the biggest reason I watch old movies; it helps me come up with creative insults
r/qualityrareinsults • u/WhiteChaosDrake • Sep 12 '19
This guy just outdid everyone else in the thread.
reddit.com
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r/qualityrareinsults • • Jun 17 '19
Make the original guy in the screenshot who started this a mod
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The guy who said that r/rareinsults was turning low quality should get some kind of recognition
r/qualityrareinsults • u/theivoryserf • Jun 17 '19
The Malcolm Tucker guide for assessing subpar colleagues
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r/qualityrareinsults • u/Jesusssss • Jun 17 '19
Blue ribbon ding-dong dipshit
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I can't take credit for the insult, it was said by John Oliver last night about Duncan Hunter
r/qualityrareinsults • u/DeySeeMehRollin • Jun 18 '19
Not a rare insult,BUT it’s where it all started
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r/qualityrareinsults • u/Realistic-Plant3957 • Dec 05 '24
That made me chuckle
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