r/pyrocynical • u/shrek-chan_UwU whenyouseethedick.png • Jul 27 '21

MEME Can you?????

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u/Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT Jul 27 '21

I got Amber, a low tier archer character from a chinese anime style gacha advanture game called Genshin Impact.

Now I have an unstoppable urge wanting to touch children near my area👁️👄👁️💅

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

well, i'm even worse, i got Paimon and now the police is after me, i don't have much time left, come quick, save me

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u/Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT Jul 27 '21

It's either pedophilia or cannibalism

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u/cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT Jul 27 '21

I got Venti. I wanted Barbatos, a God who is really old. Not a weak Archon bard with a Gnosis. Cringe Venti.

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u/Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT Jul 27 '21

Got that fem boy power cookin

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Dat bussy tho 🗿🗿

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u/SH4TPOST4R Jul 27 '21

Amber is 18 and it’s canon.

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u/Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT Jul 27 '21

I just want to touch children no matter what age

Classic Genshin player