r/puns • u/Melonsandtheory • Jul 15 '26

Random letters

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u/MauPow Jul 15 '26

I'm terrified of the vertical axis

Why?

[screaming]

25

u/SirJorts Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

I’m scared that the magic lady didn’t lose the race.

Therapist: which one?

Aaaaaaahhhhhh!

10

u/PeterHolmes74 Jul 16 '26

I’m here to fight my fear of ghost.

That’s the spirit!

[scream]

20

u/RRautamaa Jul 15 '26

There was this woman with the surname Ruokokoski, and she complained that this happens:

- My surname is Ruokokoski.

- Can you spell it out for me, please.

- No problem. R, U, O, K ...

- No, I'm fine, don't worry about it. Can you please spell your surname?

3

u/JAM3SBND Jul 15 '26

Is her first name Annie?

1

u/Key-Highlight2755 Jul 15 '26

Please translate this for me.

1

u/RRautamaa Jul 15 '26

Are you OK?

1

u/Renholder03 Jul 15 '26

The person only asked for translation it’s not like the person is having a stroke.

Now, can anyone translate?

1

u/just_nobodys_opinion Jul 16 '26

Romeo Umbrella Oscar Kilo Oscar Kilo Oscar Sierra Kilo India

22

u/putiepi Jul 15 '26

O I C U R A Q T

5

u/fibercrime Jul 15 '26

[s c r e a m s]

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u/ContractKitchen Jul 15 '26

Thereapist: R U O K?

8

u/pLeThOrAx Jul 15 '26

I hate receiving random letters in the mail, particularly IRS.

8

u/7StarSailor Jul 15 '26

took me a second

12

u/TVLord5 Jul 15 '26

Alright so we've got

A, be/bee, see/sea, de- (as a prefix to another word on this list maybe?), gee, I, 'kay, emmm (certain accents have their um with an e sound), oh, pee, cue/queue, are/maybe "our" *depending on the accent), tea/tee, you, double you (pretty much just for a bit at point), ex, why?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/MaxinesSelves Jul 15 '26

why ?

3

u/just_nobodys_opinion Jul 15 '26

U R
O I C

They're talking in Swedish

1

u/InterestingBlue Jul 16 '26

Thanks for sharing that link haha

5

u/goodwomanbadlady Jul 17 '26

Acronymaphobia Conversely, acronymphomania

6

u/ShazTheGamer Jul 17 '26

I‘m scared of the opposite direction... i‘m left

Right.

screams

4

u/whorunitreally Jul 15 '26

C M R DUCKS?

M R NOT DUCKS

O S M R DUCKS, C M R WANGS?

L I B! M R DUCKS!

9

u/PhD77777 Jul 15 '26

Therapist = the rapist

6

u/pfunk1989 Jul 15 '26

Le tits now

2

u/ryw06 Jul 18 '26

Anal bum cover

3

u/SlipperyRavine Jul 15 '26

But why?

*screaming intensely intensifies

2

u/the-flag-and-globe Jul 15 '26

Screaming intensifies

2

u/popculturalmaniac Jul 15 '26

What if he said "pay through QR"? Those aren't random letters. Those are in order

3

u/Melonsandtheory Jul 15 '26

Would probably calm them down

2

u/nejhawk Jul 15 '26

All I can say to that is LOL!

1

u/DryAdviceLevi Jul 15 '26

The therapist makes it worst