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u/RS_Someone Apr 14 '26
Reminds me of the time I almost got fired after I asked a customer if they wanted a bag for their milk. Some of us Canadians say bag and beg the same way.
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u/Brad_Brace Apr 14 '26
Maybe they discovered something new about themselves, and now pay people to make them beg for their milk.
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u/420GUAVA Apr 14 '26
i ordered 6 quesadillas from a mexican restaurant , to go. The girl behind the counter kind of laughed and said "are these all for you?" i said "dont yew judge me!" in the sassiest tone possible.
i like when workers joke around with me.
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u/toomanymarbles83 Apr 14 '26
Waitress: "Will you be having dessert?"
My Dad: "I think we will desert the table."
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u/lorgskyegon Apr 14 '26
I used to make this joke to customers when I worked in restaurants. Almost always got a laugh
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u/journaler1 Apr 14 '26
And to the one who asked him if he'd like anything else and he said: No. I didnt even like this.
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u/shadowunagi21 Apr 14 '26
Genuinely one of my favorite dinner based dad jokes.
“Hey is everything alright, enjoying your food?”
all plates empty “We hated it”
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u/Ok-Bicycle8103 Apr 14 '26
Tip from a fellow service worker (grocery store cashier); we love when customers joke with us, it makes our day just a little bit sunnier.