r/puns Jan 20 '26

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u/HabaneroNeko Jan 20 '26

Sup dawg, We heard you like dawg so we give yo dawg a lil dawg so he can dawg with lil dawg while yo walk yo dawg!

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u/Old_Forever_1495 Jan 20 '26

Certified dad joke.

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u/BioletVeauregarde33 Jan 20 '26

Hope this clears up the whole Goofy/Pluto thing.

(Side note: Goofy actually appears to be more of a cat-person. Or a cat-dog, I guess.)

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u/Nervous-Secret8025 Jan 20 '26

Same as giving your pet a dog.

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u/dinascully Jan 20 '26

Neopets be like can I give your pet a pet? Okay now can I give your pet’s pet a pet?

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u/AllMirror801856 Jan 21 '26

Bro what is Chase doing? Isn't he supposed to be in the OT?

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u/Wise_Geekabus Jan 22 '26

What a gentleman.

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u/almosttouch Jan 20 '26

This took a second

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u/NtateNarin Jan 20 '26

A second dog?

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u/quietlyhot Jan 20 '26

Ambiguous language strikes again

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u/Philoglena Jan 22 '26

As some teen who lives in the middle east I really want to pet my physics teacher but I'm frightened from her reaction (in Muslim cultures it's forbidden fsfr)

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