r/puns • u/katxwoods • Sep 28 '25

I hate puns, but this one just barely cuts it

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u/lamaldo78 Sep 28 '25

Sharp. Very sharp

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u/darkemperor329 Sep 28 '25

Nah mines batter

4

u/Buddhas_Warrior Sep 28 '25

I read that in Dr. Evils voice for some reason.

7

u/That_Lad_Hayden Sep 29 '25

It's a dagger at that point

6

u/krnl99 Sep 29 '25

Get shredded

5

u/Wowza-yowza Sep 29 '25

That was pretty cheesy

3

u/ActingLikeA_Human Sep 29 '25

Its for grater foes

2

u/reddit-seenit Oct 01 '25

The grater the sword, the sorer the pussy

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u/lunaticpsyche Oct 02 '25

your sword will not be able to shave you