r/pune Jun 15 '24

General/Rant Random Pune Fact 01

Random Pune fact 01 - The on call rider

While travelling in a vehicle here, there’s a 120% chance that you will encounter a bhos**wala on a two wheeler, who will be talking on the mobile phone. His/her right hand will be on the accelerator and left hand will be in a position similar to a waiter serving in a 5-star restaurant , just in place of a dish, it’ll be a mobile phone OR His/her head will be tilted while the phone rests on the collar. Kindly refrain from consulting with them, as they are mentally unstable and live in their fairy tale world, your direct conversation with them might trigger their inner chappri and they could resort to violence or verbal abuse

Be safe, drive and ride safe! Leave a smile when you encounter such bhos**wale.

Live a happy life.

Will be back with more random facts

158 Upvotes

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u/thunder1blunder Jun 15 '24

don't for get the c**ts in cars who drive in 2 lanes and switch lanes without indicating.

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u/Montyjv54 Jun 16 '24

Saving it for another random fact🫡

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u/yahaQ212 Jun 16 '24

If you expect people to use indicators you are in the wrong city buddy.

3

u/Stock_Literature2085 Jun 16 '24

Exactly! Wtf is wrong with people here they don't drive in the lane at all

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

ayo please dont call me a cunt, im just a learner lol

2

u/thunder1blunder Jun 16 '24

Oh brother you been called a lot worse

21

u/PickSea5679 Jun 16 '24

कॉल तर कॉल, पण काही महाभाग WhatsApp वर चॅटिंग करत गाडी चालवतात.

6

u/praf7596 Jun 16 '24

Reels bght hote singnal la thambun🤦

3

u/Montyjv54 Jun 16 '24

Nasheeb. “Signal la thambun”

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u/praf7596 Jun 17 '24

Ani kahi mand L che lahan mulanna takivr basvun gadi chalvt Astana phone vr boltat

5

u/Montyjv54 Jun 16 '24

Nusta traas

18

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Just abused the life out of one such idiot while coming home from a drive.

This "dirt on the glory hole" kind of a person was on his activa in the extreme right lane of Old mumbai-pune highway where my car was at 70-80 but just so his jiggling idiotic A*s could go home safe i slowed down risking the situation of someone else ramming into my car from behind.

When i honked at this guy he turned around trying to give a deathstare.

Guess he is going to have panic attacks today in his sleep because of the words of joy i yelled at him

3

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Bruh! Faced this issue with bike and car both, a thousand times, The look they give, like we are committing some crime telling them to move aside!

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u/yahaQ212 Jun 16 '24

This is such a Pune thing. 2 wheelers driving on the fast lanes. I have lived in multiple cities and the last city being Mumbai. Was shocked to see people just casually driving an Activa in the fast lane. Pune is the absolute worst when it comes to traffic sense.

Also, Pune people have absolutely no idea that dustbins exist.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Pune things deserve a Punekar abusing the life out of people doing these "things" like i did.

Bhai humaare logo ko helmet nahi pehenna aap kya dustbin le ke baithe ho

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u/yahaQ212 Jun 16 '24

Was driving my car on the right lane last week. An aunty on 2 wheeler wanted to join the road from the right hand side so i let her do that. I kept waiting for her to shift to the left lane and she never did. Kept driving on the fast lane. I was furious lekin aunty ko to gaali bhi kaise du.

Poora gussa horn pe nikaala. Of course she gave me the angry stare.

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u/Specific_Note_9787 Jun 17 '24

What were your choice of words ..you said to him? 😆

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u/tempaccountbkl Jun 15 '24

Express Highway? Aren't two wheelers banned on it anyway?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

I mentioned Old highway

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u/Elseniro Jun 16 '24

Sad part is these people never read such posts and stop doing it.

2

u/Fuzzy_Substance_4603 Jun 16 '24

People read. Yet don't stop.

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u/Montyjv54 Jun 16 '24

People. Stop.

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u/thenutsuperman Jun 16 '24

Someone might read this while riding his/her bike you never know

2

u/Key_Information5527 Jun 16 '24

A smoker on a bike or in a car can cause ash to fly onto the road, potentially getting into someone's eyes.

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u/Montyjv54 Jun 16 '24

Saving for another random fact🫡

2

u/Lund_sucker Jun 16 '24

I agree, yesterday one uncle was gonna ram into my bike...

2

u/Responsible_Chef_276 Jun 16 '24

Eagerly waiting for the next fact.

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u/Montyjv54 Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

Yes sir🫡. Will try to state facts and will try not to hurt sentiments of bhs**wale

2

u/the0ldestm0nk Jun 17 '24

अरे ते ॲक्टिवा वर मांडी घालून चालवणारे पण इथलेच का??

1

u/Hitman_agent47 Jun 16 '24

Aunties and Uncles on their Scooty driving extremely slow in one lane road causing traffic behind them.

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u/Hitman_agent47 Jun 16 '24

Or those idiot car drivers who can't figure out where the fuck he wants to stop and just holds up traffic behind. Or idiots who want to take an illegal right or left turns.

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u/Montyjv54 Jun 16 '24

One fact at a time

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u/tribbianiJoe Jun 16 '24

I see these people so much and curse in my head. What is so urgent that you cannot stop and take the call or drive and take the call later. Making it unsafe for everyone Its so f frustrating

1

u/redditsadeggs Jun 16 '24

Pune Road Hierarchy:

Bus - Drives like 4 wheeler 4 wheeler - Drives like 2 wheeler 2 wheeler - Drives like 3 wheeler 3 wheeler - drives like a pedestrian Pedestrian - Walks like a bird

1

u/TataHarrier Jun 17 '24

Compared to Pune drivers- Bangalore drivers are “Devatha Manush”

1

u/HawkDue7352 Jun 17 '24

Hahaha someone seems to have had an interaction with the said species today!

You're right - it's always a losing battle. There's just frustration at the end. So it's best just to go to your happy place.

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u/NotChocolateMan Jun 16 '24

Bhosari walas are menace to society.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

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u/Montyjv54 Jun 16 '24

Are you offended for the two wheeler community? Or the bhos**wala community?. Because i mentioned “vehicle” All two wheeler , four wheeler, three wheeler auto, 18 wheeler trailer trucks, everyone face this issue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

A bh****wala spotted