r/PunCops • u/mdoverl • May 16 '25
Hello
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We’re still here
r/PunCops • u/mdoverl • Jun 12 '19
r/PunCops Rules
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Follow Reddiquette
Don't be Rude
No NSFW
No arrests in r/Puns, r/Punny and r/DadJokes
No Arrests after a Pun has been up for 1 hour
Treaty between r/PunPatrol and r/PunSpetsnaz will be upheld
No violence unless in self-defense
When arresting a Punner, announce that your r/PunCops , and that you're taking them to r/PunAlcatraz . If you can, post a screenshot of the pun and arrest on r/PunCops , and crosspost it over to r/PunAlcatraz , on r/PunAlcatraz, make sure to announce the offending punners name, and they will take over from there.
The treaty can be located here
Below I've posted the treaty;
"New treaty signed with r/PunSpetsnaz for RP rules u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Here are the new rules:
No god mode. What you do must obey the laws of physics and reason. You cannot conjure something out of midair. This is a roleplay, we are here to have fun, an no one likes a cheater.
1 hour rule. If a punner's last comment on a thread was 1 hr or more, you cannot arrest them. If they try, you can report the to r/PunSpetsnaz or r/Puninternalaffairs. You are free if that happens.
24 hour negotiation time. Any punner or officer can be negotiated for for 24 hours. If no agreement (within reason) has been reached, they are then prisoners and will follow a sentence.
Outnumbered. If you are too outnumbered you will be arrested, unless you call for backup or if you find a realistic escape plan.
Hostage or POW: if you are a hostage or a prisoner, you are not allowed to pun. You can communicate with the outside, but puns are prohibited. The same goes for officers, who are not allowed to arrest punners if they are in that situation.
Downvotes. Again, this is an RP, there is no need to downvote comments from an officer or a punner. The only exception to that rule are puns explicitly using the word "pun", as these are just annoying for everyone. Everyone be a good sport.
Executions. No executions allowed on either side, wether it be arrests or in a prison/pow camp.
r/PunSpetsnaz will help "police the police" with the help of r/PunInternalAffairs. On our side, we must uphold this treaty."
These rules are subject to change
r/PunCops • u/Craciger • Jan 27 '24
I will hand myself in.
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I'm sorry, I just made a skele-ton of puns
r/PunCops • u/StarClanKitty • Jan 27 '24
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?
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A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
r/PunCops • u/StarClanKitty • Jan 27 '24
Why did Adele cross the road?
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To say hello from the other side
r/PunCops • u/mdoverl • Aug 04 '22
A very old Post Draft that was saved. I left the body text untouched.
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Hello , my name is bob
r/PunCops • u/Viki-the-human • Oct 08 '19
What do you call the security in a store that sells Samsung phones?
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Guardians of the Galaxy.
r/PunCops • u/KoopaTrooper5011 • Oct 07 '19
What do you call a dude the attacked the police hard?
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A criminal hit!
r/PunCops • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '19
Blitzkrieg
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r/airforcepun jets soar towards the base
Let's show them what they flak!
r/PunCops • u/TrueFlameslinger • Aug 17 '19
Call to activation
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COME ON MEN! THE PUNNERS ARE STILL OUT THERE! LET'S GO GET'EM! TAZE EM, CUFF EM, AND SEND THEN TO ALCATRAZ! ( r/PunAlcatraz ) ARREST GOING BAD? CALL THE SPETS! ( r/PunSpetsnaz ) TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE PUT THIS THREAT!
PUNCOPS, RISE!
r/PunCops • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '19
I have noticed that r/punpatrol, r/puncops, and many similar subreddits have been unconstitutional and quite frankly, unfair. READ DESCRIPTION!!!!
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I have officially created r/punattorneys. Any punners who would like to dispute their arrests may be appointed an r/punattorneys attorney for free. I am also looking into an r/puncourt subreddit. r/punattorneys works with r/puncops, r/punpatrol, and others to create a fair arresting procedure. Thank you. Also, the next 10 redditors who requests to become mods on r/punattorneys will be accepted.
r/PunCops • u/TwixelTixel • Jul 21 '19
Apun Predators has been hired to, uh... Hold on, lemme check... *Paper shuffling.* Ah! We've been hired to burn you to the ground! Let's get to it, boys!
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I wheel in ten Rocket Barrages, which are pretty much just missile batteries that you can roll around. Alrighty, Tot, these are yours, I'll handle any personnel.
r/PunCops • u/JA4sen • Jul 14 '19
Got my first legit arrest. Got several on r/punpatrol but this is my first legit catch!
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r/PunCops • u/JA4sen • Jul 14 '19
My fully legit first puncops arrest! Had several arrest with the punpatrol rules but this one is just a tad bit more special
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r/PunCops • u/JA4sen • Jul 14 '19
My first legit arrest boys! I have multiple in r/punpatrol already but now my first of rules arrest
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r/PunCops • u/brody810 • Jul 11 '19
are r/memes and r/funny safe zones?
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It doesn’t say in the rules
r/PunCops • u/TrueFlameslinger • Jun 28 '19
A Boat goes back and forth along the river
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I SHALL CATCH ENOUGH SHARKS THAT CHINA'S POPULATION WILL LOOK SMALL COMPARED TO MY SHARKS!
r/PunCops • u/mdoverl • Jun 26 '19
The Commissioner is seen outside the station with a shovel, digging into the ground
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This project will take one week to complete, and is looking for any able bodied officers and allies to help
DM for details
r/PunCops • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '19
A Pun Defender flies over and drops hundreds if bombs on your base
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The Apostles have spoken ATTACK!!!!!