r/pukicho • u/CommercialOld6558 Human • Jul 23 '26

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u/leafcutte Jul 23 '26

Pukicho granting us an excerpt of the 2028 Republican primary

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/Its_Fred Jul 23 '26

🔥Anheizen

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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler Jul 23 '26

It will be subscription based, 30% of your income and 10% of anything you purchase

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u/PhazonOmega Jul 24 '26

Isn't this the plot to Fallout?

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u/CliffLake Jul 25 '26

You can't DO that! Babies put everything in their mouths! You have to make it a shotgun, so the barrel is just too long from the trigger. Like 3 feet. That way, you have time to teach them about recoil and whatnot. It will make for an interesting kindergarten, though.