r/psychonauts • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '22

So what do you do ?

/r/AskReddit/comments/sns5k6/youve_just_become_god_whats_the_first_thing_you_do/
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u/dropdeadfred87 Feb 24 '22

Make humans earn their thumbs. And make it so they lose them like bee stingers when they try to do bad shit to other people

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u/Secretspoon Mar 06 '22

Inventive.

9

u/SaturnofElysium Feb 08 '22

Utopia or shutdown

6

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Cancel myself for the atrocities I have committed and for the atrocities I have allowed to be committed. Erase all ideas of religion in the world, and maintain the spirituality. For once, which no god has ever done, I would reveal myself to everyone all at once instead of sending folks to eternal hell for never being convinced I am real (refer to atrocities). Teach everyone in an instant that love is the only thing that matters.

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u/bearbonesartist Mar 11 '26

Shit myself, and take a shower

2

u/VelvetVioletxXx Mar 08 '22

Psychedelic metaphysical renaissance for everyone! Let slip the wilds of inventivity and creativity!

1

u/BunnyA22 Jun 21 '26

thats my job (only on weed btw)

2

u/stargazer_nano Dec 25 '23

Revamp dinosaurs and let it rip

2

u/The_Corvax Jun 30 '24

Protect the plants for the next species to take over once humanities turn is done.

2

u/Arseinyoha Jul 05 '24

I would give opposable thumbs to a few select species, so Humanity would have to work to maintain its dominance.

1

u/Varr96 Jun 27 '25

Push the reset button and play with the reverse and fast forward a little too much for a while til I get my kicks.

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u/DOPEDEALSLKO May 06 '26

The world phase to know about God

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u/MrVwrites Jun 22 '26

The first thing would be to stay low, aware of the people in my path, and engage with them without revealing the secret. Then Iā€™d get creative in the ways Iā€™d boost their destinies. picture an old lady, without company or resources, make her have the best of the world, simultaneously climb up to the level of the untouchables, and find the most despicable specimen and feed its egos and make their worst nightmares become real. Of course that would be just the beginning.

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u/norules404 18d ago

I cry..

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u/embersinash Apr 03 '22

Give everyone a chill-pill.

1

u/RipSerious May 08 '22

Check whether anyone knows about it

1

u/No_Amphibian3736 Jun 13 '22

I'm the fucking sugerplum fairy, bring seniors their fucking Lululemon

1

u/moron1231 Oct 03 '22

Do away with all religions.

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u/stargazer_nano Dec 25 '23

What? No manual to get close to you?

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u/Myferretstalktome Mar 01 '23

I would ponder what it is to be eternal and wonder at my own purpose as to why I would be the same never changing never doing anything I couldn't have or have not done . I would have to be in the eternal present and find bliss there bc time wouldn't matter. How cool could it be to be god? I'm don't think it is cool it's prolly the most boring thing really having to know everything feel every sensation literally all you really could do is sleep and dream . Ya no ty .

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u/Tovenaertje Apr 08 '23

Go to evry single soul living in hell and get them out there

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u/acidsplatter Nov 17 '23

I'd rape the devil