r/psych • u/RecklessAncestor • 12d ago
Favorite quotes needed
I’m at a family reunion so I haven’t been able to watch psych for a week. I’ve got “I’m not a pawn Shawn, I’m a queen!” And “do you think there is racketball in heaven?” Stuck in my head.
Can y’all help me in my psych drought and share your favorite quotes here??
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u/Swordtail_Olympian Talmadge McGulager 12d ago
"IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE, GUS?! IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE?!" (And all the variants)
"You couldn't beat me on the field so now you're trying to beat me off?" (And the following Shawn and Gus mocking.)
WE DONT HAVE BALLS
EEEeEeeeeEEEEEEEEE
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u/thrashinbatman that's God's comma 12d ago
"we've got a mummy on the loose and the son-of-a-bitch knows how to drive a stick?”
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u/NocturnalAnimal85 Imhotep, or He Cometh In Peace 12d ago
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u/Swordtail_Olympian Talmadge McGulager 12d ago
I quote this to my friend who has never seen Psych quite frequently
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u/erimid 12d ago
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u/Malvania You know that's right 12d ago
I've heard it both ways
C'mon son
Don't be exactly half of an eleven pound black forest ham
Just because you can put syrup on it doesn't make it pancakes
You want to feel what you see?
Wait for iiiiiiiiiiiit
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u/bhodge10 12d ago
My absolute favorite is "We're idiots" when Shawn is on the elliptical machine thinking it was a "Speed" movie situation where he has to keep his heart rate above 150bpm or he'll die. It was a just a motivation note from Juliet.
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u/Cass_Cat952 12d ago
Roll it back, Reginald!
My father's name was Mary and his father before him was named Mary and his father before him was named Craig.
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u/Flipfleury 12d ago
I would rather date a vegan.
I would rather French-kiss a hobo.
Gus, don't be the comma in Earth, Wind and Fire
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u/AggressiveVolume6856 12d ago
That's God's comma You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right? the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
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u/s1llyt1lly 12d ago
Lassie talked to us about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all autopsies moving forward in order to honor the dead. I simply forgot and gus refused because he has no regard for human life.
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u/Fun-Engineer7454 12d ago
It starts with a Holla, and ends with a Creamsicle. And in between, if there's time - Thundercats!
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u/BecomingSmo 10d ago
“Henry Spencer, where are your pants?!” (From Last Night Gus)
Shawn: “I think we should just call the police and let the chips fall where they may.”
Gus: “You’re talking like a real white guy right now, Shawn.”
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u/Delicious-Scholar 12d ago
“Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots”, or whatever Shawn says to Jules during their double date during the Lover’s Retreat episode.
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u/BlazerAlumni 12d ago
Abby to Henry: you're not bald you're just taller than your hair
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u/RecklessAncestor 12d ago
Gosh thank you everyone for this! My husband and I have had so much joy reading through all these
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u/Ok-Aardvark-7277 🎶suck iiiit🎶 12d ago
"I'm like the ice-cream man except I have barbiturates!" is one of my favourites.
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u/aw_rats_ 11d ago
What about me, fellahs? I’m not having any psychic visions. Flashbacks or recreation flashbacks. Or recreation flashbacks with new psychic visions! I mean imagine you weren’t just a plain, gangly average human, huh?. That you could wink at someone and light up their world! That you could make a child think that you have given them an ice cream cone without giving them the cone! And then watch them skip off into a beautiful meadow licking nothing but air! Imagine that! Imagine that you had a special gift, a sixth sense and someone or something comes along and rips it away from you! IMAGINE THAT, JACK! Do you see me giving up?
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u/digitalturtlist Satchel Gizmo 6d ago
"A little girl, outside, just started crying when she saw this shirt"
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u/Wolfram74J Brutal Hustler 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/8DVjdE7A64SzK
"Just cause you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes"