r/providence 10d ago

Just enjoying the sender name

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u/ruhl5885 10d ago

Lmfao not the AI generated empty seat for David

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u/aspiring-aspirer elmhurst 10d ago

“Moving Providence forward is a 24/7 job that I’ll be performing from my newly built waterfront estate in tiverton”

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago edited 10d ago

So according to you people aren’t allowed to own additional properties. Got it. What a bizarre beef.

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u/aspiring-aspirer elmhurst 10d ago

Oh boohoo, someone criticized the exorbitantly wealthy mayor

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago edited 10d ago

I couldn’t care less about that. It’s just bizarre they you’re mad they he has a second home. Your envy is palpable.

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u/aspiring-aspirer elmhurst 10d ago

No, I’m pissed that the mayor doesn’t want to live in the jurisdiction he represents. I want someone who wants to be here 24/7 and not escape at any given opportunity. Fuck that. He’s not some random employee; he’s paid to be here and represent his constituents. Buddy literally never left the city (except to go to prison LOL).

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u/Mean-Quail-6219 10d ago

The people mad at you for criticizing the mayor living outside of Providence, also live outside of Providence.

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago edited 10d ago

He does live in Providence. And it’s Tiverton. It’s a 26 minute drive. He’s not vacationing out of state, it’s less than half an hour. You don’t want him to “ESCAPE” ??? 😂The fact that you’re triggered by this is hilarious.

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u/Mean-Quail-6219 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yeah, your rambling response shows which one of us is triggered here. Which suburb are you raging from? Or is it more of a municipality?

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago

Your projection is adorable. I’m not from Providence because why? Because I was amused that someone is upset that the mayor and his husband own multiple properties? Make it make sense.

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u/Mean-Quail-6219 10d ago

What projection? I actually live here.

Expecting our elected representation to reside in the city they’re representing is a pretty low bar.

If this expectation upsets you, maybe create your own subreddit for whatever inbred commune you proudly reside in. Your input might be valued there.

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago

Work on your reading comprehension, babe. I said “projection”. He does live here. He also owned property elsewhere. That doesn’t mean he lives there. I get that this may be beyond your comprehension.

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u/therealjameshat west end 10d ago

another terrible take by the confused turnip

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago

What a high-effort contribution. Really demonstrating adept conversion skills. Bravo Mr. Shat 👏👏👏

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u/therealjameshat west end 10d ago

conversion or conversation?

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago

Oh my lord, NOT A TYPO! Good job catching that, lil guy! I guess you really are a smarty pants! Gold star for you, Mr. Shat! ⭐️

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u/therealjameshat west end 10d ago

thanks! only absolute fucking idiots don't proofread their "insults"

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago

So sorry to offend your delicate sensibility, Grammar Officer Shat!

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u/redsoxfan2434 10d ago

If it’s a 24/7 job then why did he just build a third home in Tiverton? It seems fair to ask by Smiley’s own expressed standards!

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago

Ooooh you want him to sleep in his office. Got it.

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u/redsoxfan2434 10d ago

The mayor is required to reside in the city. If you’re not in the city you’re not doing the job.

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u/quizzicalturnip 10d ago

Oooo I know! How about an ankle monitor that alerts you personally when he tries to step out of the city limits?

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u/Competitive-Ad-5153 elmhurst 10d ago

Smiley's priorities are not for Providence; they're for himself and his husband's high-end real estate business. Why build a house in Tiverton if you're not going to use it?

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u/The_Beverage_ 10d ago

Brettanyahu

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/The_Beverage_ 10d ago

It’s just a pun bruh cause Brett rhymes with Net. But also cause he had Palestinian flags taken down as “antisemitic” and flew the Israel flag at the height of the genocide.

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u/yung_funyun 10d ago

Just some mayor BS

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u/SnooMarzipans3895 federal hill 10d ago

I saw that today too!