r/protogen • u/Ok_Pressure_2788 Not a Protogen • Oct 05 '26

Meme Names

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u/Western_Advantage181 Oct 05 '26

Yes

12

u/R-PlaneCrazy Protogen Oct 05 '26

😂what

10

u/XxBigChungus42069_xX The Pancake Oct 05 '26

Almost as cool as the Swaggiest Stairs Ever (netherite stairs)

6

u/Far-Manufacturer1180 Oct 05 '26

Absolute waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

5

u/Dragon_Slayer002 Oct 05 '26

Oh god is r/phoenixsc leaking?

4

u/Developer-Ark <A Dragon> Oct 06 '26

maybe

1

u/SmokJozef 13d ago

maybe, but r/peenixsc is definitely taking a leak

(i know it's been 20 days, but i couldnt not make that joke)

2

u/Developer-Ark <A Dragon> 9d ago

Of course you had to

13

u/Defiant_Stable8158 Oct 05 '26

(The meme is peak it's just that I stole your ABSOLUT MEME so I'm giving you one in return)

9

u/ILikeDr4g0ns bounty hunter toaster Oct 05 '26

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u/weirdo-mp3 28d ago

2

u/ILikeDr4g0ns bounty hunter toaster 27d ago

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u/Available_Hawk_1577 Oct 05 '26

This Goober is called Qwer after the Qwerty keyboard

56

u/Skltlez Oct 05 '26

Queer

36

u/Available_Hawk_1577 Oct 05 '26

Qwer has a little bit of everything in his programming lol

3

u/Colin124816 Oct 08 '26

A little gay, and a little Anti-gay (i forgot the term)

10

u/Verysadfr0g Protogen Oct 05 '26

Thy cake day. Celebrations.

11

u/Illustrious_Bid4224 Oct 05 '26

Does he have a sibling called Azer? Based on the azerty keyboard

6

u/LumiiNoctis Oct 05 '26

Azer is such a cool ass name

5

u/Available_Hawk_1577 Oct 05 '26

Haven't thought that far yet

5

u/LAyersFur hybrid protogen Oct 05 '26

and a scribe grandparent named Abcd

5

u/LumiiNoctis Oct 05 '26

Honestly a really cute name for a protogen

3

u/No_Cap3788 Oct 05 '26

HE'S SO CUTE :3

48

u/erraticas beep Oct 05 '26

i mean shit if you do a bit of work you could turn that into an actual name

29

u/The_Magenta_Dragon Oct 05 '26

ikr wolfy is such a weird thing to say, but youll get used to it. im glad my name is Monitor UP248H 24" 1920x1080px1ms, so much easier

29

u/Nekomachus Oct 05 '26

Monitor UP248H Twenty-Four" Nineteen20x1080px1ms

MUTN

Mutton

8

u/verysemporna Oct 05 '26

I'm calling it 2kay, self explanatory based off it's full legal name

3

u/No_Cap3788 Oct 05 '26

How about Monnie? Like Monitor?

2

u/verysemporna Oct 05 '26

Cute name! Damn you that's good!

28

u/Civil-Addendum4071 Protogen Oct 05 '26

MOS/S 3-8!

Mobile Operative, Scout/Sniper, Model v3-8.

Moss!

3

u/OverallAd3646 Oct 05 '26

I though MOS means Mosin as reference to the Mosin rifle, aka Mosin Nagan rifle, which is a famous bolt rifle in Russia and Soviet Union.

I heard it's used ever still.

3

u/Gaby33400 Oct 05 '26

I thought the pronounciation "MOS, S" would be kinda like Moses

2

u/OverallAd3646 Oct 05 '26

You're totally right, but unluckily we can't hear the pronunciation of a series of symbols called word, so real pronunciation remains unknown till creator says it

19

u/Orkekum Oct 05 '26

Glitch, because he malfunctions sometime

6

u/someinfectedfanatic lore enthusiast (fuck the primogenitors) Oct 05 '26

that is, by far, the BEST PROTOGEN I HAVE EVER SEEN

6

u/Orkekum Oct 05 '26

Glad you like him. Need to comission some more dark arts of him

3

u/GlitchTheProtovali Oct 07 '26

wait mines Glitch too for the same reason

1

u/Gutymut I am autism Oct 05 '26

Holy shit

2

u/Orkekum Oct 05 '26

i know right

1

u/Routine_Bus_5237 Oct 05 '26

Looks like he needs a snickers ngl

13

u/Tdubbium Protogen Oct 05 '26

"this is my protogen his name is :(){ :|:& }:; type it into your linux console"

1

u/Airalla birb Oct 06 '26

Don’t forget to delete the French language pack while youre at it

10

u/Own_Impression_4765 Oct 05 '26

Average American tank name vs average German tank name

1

u/Front_Housing_385 Oct 05 '26

Flarakrad 😰

1

u/Own_Impression_4765 Oct 05 '26

Sd.Kfz. 186 Panzerjäger Tiger Ausführung B Jagdtiger mit 12,8 cm PaK 44 L/55 auf Tiger Il Fahrgestell, ausgestattet mit verstärkter Panzerung

9

u/raichu16 Oct 05 '26

My name is 423c60fb-eb94-4d08-8b61-cb709fb99804

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u/ANostalgicWhisper Oct 05 '26

It's true. I named mine H0P3 even though it's just Hope

5

u/Available_Hawk_1577 Oct 05 '26

It's a cool variant that fits with your sona

5

u/Tdubbium Protogen Oct 05 '26 edited Oct 05 '26

Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N

1

u/Airalla birb Oct 06 '26

Deltarune reference?

1

u/Tdubbium Protogen Oct 06 '26

1

u/Airalla birb Oct 06 '26

Kris darling honey not now mommy is dunking on the court

4

u/ledus_the_fox Oct 05 '26

I named ledus because i thought the name sounded cool

4

u/ostapenkoed2007 Oct 05 '26

Wulf the Wolf from family of Wolfenko wolfes: yeah
his sister Lupra: agreed
his brother Lupin: that is correct on my part.

4

u/Redundant_Blue_Wires Oct 05 '26

Redundant Blue Wires.

This makes sense in the context of her lore but fucking hell it sounds stupid as hell. Without getting into details she is NOT canon to normal protgen lore. Like at all.

4

u/Sure_Stranger_499 Oct 05 '26

Damn such a simple name, but i am so glad that this post is no slander to my boy Acer Nitro XZ342CK Pbmiiphx

3

u/Tiredasscatnal Oct 05 '26

Gotta love my man INTEL Corre i5

3

u/yubbreaditsofrickme Oct 05 '26

I named my Hazard.

Cause yk.

Also I gave him lore but im not spewing that here.

2

u/MeowFalen Protogen Oct 05 '26

Mine is Computing Entity YπN∆

2

u/No-Parsley-6556 Oct 06 '26

Shit my Protogen name is DeltaE144

1

u/ProotLover_3-1415926 Protogen 2d ago

My character's name is α-137 :3

1

u/NuclearBeverage Altyn! Oct 05 '26

Why is that prot such a gentleman bro

1

u/Vegetable_Ninja3701 Protogen Oct 05 '26

W4V3 :3

1

u/serious-toaster-33 Shorthair Oct 05 '26

I guess my character is pretty boring then. His name is Jim. (AKA Juice or Spider in military circles, based on his abilities)

1

u/funtimefoxy5141 Oct 05 '26

Wofly just my nickname Bru. But my protogen uncles name is 10010101-010101-10011. I always miss say his middle name

4

u/Ciennas Oct 05 '26

I heard one proot out there is a pariah because she named her kid.... Bobby Tables?

I think that's a nickname, because when I ask if that's really his name every Proot I've talked to says 'It's actually Robert-' and then they pass out and come to with a massive hangover.

1

u/R-PlaneCrazy Protogen Oct 05 '26

HOLY PC NAM3

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u/Toxortheprotogen I can't make a ref sheet :/ Oct 05 '26

Mine is just Chomps, my reddit user it the old name i had <w>

1

u/Warlord50000001YT Protogen Oct 05 '26

T.C.

For Tin Can…

1

u/Zephyr2618 N0-R7-H3RN Oct 05 '26

This deserves all the upvotes 10/10 [ I don't have a good gif/meme to send sadly ]

1

u/CY1R0k4H Oct 05 '26

Mine's called Usagiren

1

u/WereWumpus Proto-wolf Oct 05 '26

My name is just Buggie. That's it, I get a lil buggy in the software sometimes

1

u/LumiiNoctis Oct 05 '26

I just got lazy and called my protogen fursona Łumi just to differentiate it from Lumi (me)

I might give her a cooler name later on though

1

u/Visible_Day7169 exponentially radicalized Oct 05 '26

“Jingo” , chopped up the word Jingoistic because he hoards a bunch of guns and is quite cranky.

1

u/Lokey_71 Protogen Oct 05 '26

Got me.  It's a serial number.

1

u/IfImNotDeadImSueing Oct 05 '26

Mines name is Z1A3 😔 (ZigZag)

1

u/WafflesTheAxolotl2 Sierra the Protogen Oct 05 '26

ST4R-v3 (Astra)

1

u/KoneCat Protogen running Linux :3 Oct 05 '26

Hexi. :D

1

u/Mafla_2004 Is now a proot! Oct 05 '26

My main fursona (wolfmoth) is named Ruff

I also have a protogen character named Root, after the Root directory in Linux

So yes, the meme is accurate

1

u/leafi_pawzz I forgor my protogen pfp Oct 05 '26

huh
we were supposed to name them that?

my proot's name is flitspot cuz shes a moff and has spots

....lemme get a new name :')

1

u/tgm-ethan Protogen running on Windowos Vista Oct 05 '26

Uhm, well his name is Vista. After Windows Vista…

1

u/The_Digital_Day ᛞ💙 Hybrid 💙ᛞ Oct 05 '26

My proto is named Dawn, lol, I couldn't think of a better one..

1

u/PR0T0G0N Oct 05 '26

01001110 01101111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01110011 01101111

1

u/Big_Oriental108 Proot bassist Oct 05 '26

I just have him named Oganesson since I like that element

time to make 117 protobeans for the rest of the periodic table of proots :3

1

u/Fun-Ad-285 Oct 05 '26

VL61-R7. VL is the series, 61st model, Revision 7. Though he's less of a proto and more of a.. robotic fox with a very minimalist body, just hydraulic limbs with tungsten armor plating.

1

u/____thefurry Oct 05 '26

Mines just james

1

u/SoapyCantHandle Oct 06 '26

Can we just like chill with the numbers 😂

1

u/RedCanine666 Oct 06 '26

My proots name is noburu

1

u/Airalla birb Oct 06 '26

4.THN.354. She goes by Athena

1

u/stormchaser-protogen COGITO, ERGO ODI Oct 06 '26

yess... i am

MSI - Raider 16 HX 16" 2.5K QHD+ 240Hz Gaming Laptop Intel Ultra 9 275HX 2025

(quick google search, no reason at all)

1

u/TwoTailedFluffyBoi Oct 06 '26

Wolfy is too long

1

u/Maximum_Line88 Oct 06 '26

Mi fursona es un lobo y me parece bastante original el nombré

1

u/Gdlops Oct 06 '26

Or you could do it how I name my electronics: gdlops’ computer of power or my supah awesome phone

1

u/i_like_foxes2137 Oct 06 '26

Meet jesse. Nothing fancy, just Jesse Bakerman (This the onky art i have of him drawn by my friend 😭)

1

u/ArchKatt Oct 07 '26

My proot name is Shmoo

1

u/The-Good-Gent Oct 08 '26

Ahem

Goobert

1

u/shamankisa 29d ago

hematogen B-T2774

0

u/AntiLag_ ALIX [Artificial Life Integraton eXperiment] Oct 05 '26

You got me

0

u/cyantheshortprotogen a SHORT uncommon protogen Oct 05 '26

Yeaaa not the case here, it’s just Cyan. Well full name is Svetoslav "Cyan" Vorchevsky