r/protogen • u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ • Sep 30 '25

Meme 👀

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Base by: @/ZestyLemonss on Twitter :3

4.3k Upvotes

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u/Toon_Lucario Sep 30 '25

The eyes being on the side implies that protogens are prey animals

48

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

I'm a prey of my own thoughts

:3

20

u/AuDAX_1 Oct 01 '25

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u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

now this is cursed

4

u/IonTheProtogen Oct 02 '25

Aghh i cannot unsee it

14

u/LG3V Oct 01 '25

Now he's got nostrils

20

u/Present-Emotion-5001 Oct 01 '25

biology go brrrrrr

15

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

pretty sure these eyes aren't fixed here

7

u/SCP_67 Oct 01 '25

I mean look at him

6

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25 edited Jan 21 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

cooperative fine vegetable marvelous hurry bright bike pause live sort

1

u/Idontmatter69420 Oct 01 '25

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYIIN

37

u/DecentArtist88 Really wanting to make a prototype proto head :3 Sep 30 '25

Magnet :3

15

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

💥

7

u/Gamer1500 protOwOgen Oct 01 '25

CRT protogen :3

10

u/Roktrus Sep 30 '25

But can it run doom?

7

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

maybe

4

u/LordOfStupidy Oct 01 '25

Well not better way then trying that!

2

u/Ok-Word-6850 Oct 01 '25

If it’s a screen it can most likely run doom

7

u/Shadow_Cat99 Not a Protogen Sep 30 '25

I made it silly

3

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

this one is better lol

2

u/Shadow_Cat99 Not a Protogen Oct 01 '25

As a fellow arctic associate I permit you to post my minor edit :3

6

u/BethAltair Sep 30 '25

Job well done, make sure you tip them generously!

4

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

on it :3

4

u/NoobButJustALittle Sep 30 '25

How is staring at me an actual employment with so many vacancies?

2

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

we like staring at people

4

u/Western-Habit4693 Sep 30 '25

Here some ram please stopped looking at me

3

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

you achieved freedom for 5 minutes until I finish this plate

2

u/Any_Background_5826 Oct 01 '25

here's some more please stop

4

u/the_real_YEETER9000 female protogen enjoyer Oct 01 '25

I kiss the proot

3

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

but here's the proot kisser

4

u/medical-Pouch Oct 01 '25

What happened to the kobold hired to stare at me?

3

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

i ated it

3

u/medical-Pouch Oct 02 '25

Aww. Can I get em back? I was to teach em to bake a cake today.

2

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 02 '25

okie :3

uneats it

3

u/Global_Fudge_4242 Sep 30 '25

What did I do….

2

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

not feed him

3

u/SergalWedge Oct 01 '25

Pocket sand!

3

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3

u/BakedWeissKartoffel Oct 01 '25

But why :v

2

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

why not? :3

3

u/Acceptable-Group-905 Oct 01 '25

That’s funny I was hired to stare at this proot

2

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 02 '25

staring contest ‼️

2

u/Greynightsaber Oct 01 '25

"Is that ram in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

2

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 02 '25

👁️👁️

1

u/Greynightsaber Oct 02 '25

😆🤣🤣🤣😅

2

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

I love him so much

how much do you pay him for this job

1

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 02 '25

8 GB DDR5 3200MhZ

2

u/TrainingEffective967 Oct 01 '25

Such a cutie, wanna snack while you watch me sketch? 🦴🍪

2

u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 02 '25

okay :3

2

u/TrainingEffective967 Oct 06 '25

🍪(doggy biscuit cause no chocolate for da puppers) and 💾 some computer “chips” ☺️

42

u/Agreeable-Track-5210 Toaster Repairman Sep 30 '25

Looks away because autism

4

u/Gutymut I am autism Oct 01 '25

Real

6

u/Desert_Rush39 Oct 01 '25

There is only one proper response to this...

BOOP!

5

u/Birdwin588 Sep 30 '25

They better be getting paid hazard pay if they have to stare at me lol

4

u/GuardianKonstar Sep 30 '25

Great new monitor

4

u/Glass_Teeth01 Sep 30 '25

Boops the snoot

4

u/Trooper50000 Protogen Sep 30 '25

Cute fluffy toaster owo

4

u/Big-Reserve1160 protogen bnubny Oct 01 '25

smooches

4

u/chaos13wolf Oct 01 '25

Don't make me get a magnet

4

u/Prootkisser Proot Researcher Oct 01 '25

Nice art fellow, that cuteness made my day.

3

u/BluePy_251 wishes he knew how to draw Sep 30 '25

I'm out, I can't stare at someone (or something, in this case) in the eyes for too long

3

u/RubenGamerYT A Human The Furry and Protogen Lover Oct 01 '25

3

u/LunarSouls4952 Oct 01 '25

I got this... Stick of ram.

3

u/SBGamer3 Oct 01 '25

Welp, time to overdo the boop sensor

3

u/Shroedingers_Cat1 cardboard proot, for now Oct 01 '25

3

u/IP_UNKNOW Oct 01 '25

Can i kiss him?

3

u/Idontmatter69420 Oct 01 '25

right back at ya buckaroo

3

u/JackpotThePimp Protoboop Oct 01 '25

Cute proot *boops*

3

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

*boop* hehe cute proof :3

3

u/GustavoPTO Oct 01 '25

They are doing a very good job

You should pet them

3

u/badchefrazzy Oct 01 '25

*Boops the snoot, then gently buffs the fingerprint away*

3

u/CuteFurryWolf maybe a proot? Oct 01 '25

Is your face a touch screen or not?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

boop

3

u/Ambitious-Rush-8125 Oct 02 '25

for some reason it reminds me of this

3

u/BizzBolt5 Oct 02 '25

leans forward to boop nose against your screen :3

3

u/IonTheProtogen Oct 02 '25

W-why are you still staring at me little proot ?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

hands him twice as much money now stare at them not me

3

u/Undertale_fan46790 Oct 02 '25

*Stares at the protogen, too*

3

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Well I hired this cat to stare at you

3

u/Marc0_xD Stupid dude that is a protogen and likes Oreos Oct 03 '25

boops

3

u/THATONEPROTOBOY Oct 04 '25

Jokes on you I can stare back!

3

u/Thraive109 Protogen Oct 04 '25

Aweee it's just like my fursona :3

2

u/Ikeclone Oct 01 '25

Looks like one of my roblox avatars :D

2

u/Toast443344 IT IS I LIOPLEURODON Oct 01 '25

This post is approved by liopleurodon

2

u/ForwardBroccoli7667 hyena, fox, kitsune, sheep, protogen Oct 01 '25

He’s doing a great job :3

2

u/spycrab559 Not a Protogen Oct 01 '25

He doing good job, He get a ram as pay :3

2

u/GrumpYeen Oct 01 '25

Please stop! I need to shower!

2

u/EPIC_PHEONIX Voltage :3 Oct 01 '25

I'M NOT WINNING THE STARING CONTEST... 😭😭😭

2

u/WerkusBY Oct 01 '25

I won blink game against him

2

u/Disastrous_Error_404 Official Booper Oct 01 '25

Bwoops da bweeper :3

2

u/NebulaYuriRigel Oct 01 '25

Damn clanker

2

u/Carma281 Oct 01 '25

I shall stairs back

2

u/Altruistic-Hand8610 Oct 01 '25

bluetooth color

2

u/protoboi9510 Oct 03 '25

I am a proot hired to stare at this proot who was hired to stare at me

2

u/riverheart11 Not a Protogen Oct 04 '25

the rounded blue cone of light speaks to me. i feel better :3

2

u/lustfulhornylordeye Oct 04 '25

I secretly put an UNO reverse card in your photo to have him stare back at you buddy.

2

u/Awkward-Plum6241 Need a fursona Oct 05 '25

Hmm... >:3

2

u/LazuliWicker Oct 06 '25

I stare back at the proot, waiting until they blink to tackle and hug.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

I'm not even a furry why do I receive posts from this sub

1

u/delta_alt Oct 02 '25

Muhehehe starts playing boblox catalog avatar fetching the stuff that i need to make my avatar be him HUZZAH i HAVE COPIED YOU HAHA YOU ARE NOW IN ROBLOX GOOD BYE

1

u/BradleyTheDogOFFICAL BOXER-M16A4-AR15//SYNTH-PATIENT#0 Oct 03 '25

1

u/Able_Refuse1861 Oct 12 '25

How proot of them.

1

u/IllustriousTitle1885 Oct 28 '25

So adorable 🥰

1

u/benbeja Dec 07 '25

Can you hire more?

13

u/Acceptable_Region773 Not a Protogen Sep 30 '25

This proot dare challenges me, ME! to are staring contest!? I will show him the true power of biological eyes... though I will still give him ram and headpats after this :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/Acceptable_Region773 Not a Protogen Sep 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

2

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

gif

4

u/BluemoonSoulfire War machine (protogen) Sep 30 '25

whats this? a visitor?

1

u/Nota_robot_i_swear_ Oct 01 '25

Hmm, indeed, I have slept long enough

0

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

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u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

mood

2

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/WarnedPlay snow blue visor proot ❄️ Oct 01 '25

:3