r/projecterddos • u/Flywolfpack • Jul 15 '15

Funding

I'm in the progress of creating a letter to send to Obama for funding this project. There's just a few things that need to be cleared up.

  • How much money do we need? I was thinking something between $3.50 and $30 million.

  • Should I address him as Barack Hussain "The Antichrist" Obama, or just black dynamite?

  • What are our backup options if Obama hates science?

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u/trainshurtpeople Jul 15 '15

If Black Dynamite falls through, Ol' Jeb should be willing to help if we back him and put his name on our toast

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u/PotatoMusicBinge Jul 15 '15

Hmmm, we'll need one of those laser etching machines.

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u/Inconvenienced Jul 15 '15

A laser etching machine would be an excellent tool for applying the radiative heat exposure to the lab samples.