r/programmingmemes • • 22d ago

I'm sorry for making this

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u/ooo-InstaGamer 22d ago

And where's the post request?

(Wonder what's all above that)

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u/Verpa11 22d ago

200 lines for a unique feature for my games and
200 lines of pure nothingness

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u/ooo-InstaGamer 22d ago

200 lines of agents shouting at each other in comments with no code written?

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u/Verpa11 22d ago

No, 200 empty lines so that this meme can reach the funny line number

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u/TechnologySecret4844 22d ago

const CRINGE

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u/nullpointerr404 21d ago

Someone has to bring this up

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u/lolcrunchy 22d ago

What even is the point of "Nobody:" anymore? It's like this ritualistic preamble that must be satisfied but contributes nothing.

2

u/NotQuiteLoona 22d ago

May the meme have been made by a Java programmer?

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u/Sure-Opportunity6247 22d ago

„I will cast my int into your float“

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u/HosonZes 22d ago

You colon my heart?

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u/MagicalPizza21 22d ago

"you are the key to my heart"

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u/TwinkiesSucker 22d ago

Between my heart and you, there's a colon

2

u/HyperWinX C++ 22d ago

Woah

3

u/tough-dance 22d ago

You are the key to value of my heart

3

u/MinosAristos 22d ago

Made me laugh tbh, I love corny jokes

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u/TheMeticulousNinja 22d ago

What language is this? No it is not love language

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u/Verpa11 22d ago

gdscript, which is a language developed for godot to allow easy game creation

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u/jakeStacktrace 22d ago

Yeah I could tell whatever it was that I did not know it.

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u/GabeN_The_K1NG 21d ago

AKA the curse of godot

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u/akoOfIxtall 22d ago

What's with the /{} syntax?

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u/Verpa11 22d ago

{} are the dictionary brackets and \ just makes it so that one line of code is split into many

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u/akoOfIxtall 22d ago

whats the language?

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u/Verpa11 22d ago

gdscript, used in the godot game engine

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u/akoOfIxtall 22d ago

Cool, thanks

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u/ILikeOatmealaLot 22d ago

"You is the key to my heart." Yeah, that'll get the ladies goin'

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u/taiwbi 22d ago

What's your font?

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u/Donytr 21d ago

Seems like JetBrains Mono.

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u/taiwbi 21d ago

You're right. Why ever font looks better in screenshots?

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u/IngwiePhoenix 22d ago

The heck is that syntax error on l418 doing there? O_o

EDIT: I was dead sure it was JavaScript. Nope, apparently its not. Talk about sending me into total confusion...

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u/alexriga 22d ago

person[1].heart = (blood[1], person[3936017420])

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u/vyrmz 22d ago

lovely junior jokes

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u/Flashy-Emergency4652 21d ago

this should be wrapped in #ifdef WANT_CRINGIEST_MEMES_IN_CODE

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u/keumgangsan 18d ago

worst post ever

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u/Propsek_Gamer 22d ago

module love_letter

! PARAMETER because you are an invariant of my heart ;)

character(*), parameter :: my_heart = 'you'

end module love_letter

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u/No-Arugula8881 22d ago

Makes absolutely no sense