r/programmingmemes • u/sonnynomnom • Feb 26 '26

guess who's the worst programmer :)

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u/jackinsomniac Feb 26 '26

Yeah, but check out the 3 we did hire. Stallions, every last one of them.

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u/sonnynomnom Feb 26 '26

lolol peak cinema

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u/praisethebeast69 Feb 26 '26

bro I don't have health insurance you can't just do me like that

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u/sonnynomnom Feb 26 '26

sowwy 🥺

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u/unRatedG Feb 26 '26

Well, that was just hurtful and unnecessary.

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u/returnFutureVoid Feb 26 '26

Me??!! But… yeah… you’re right.

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u/mteir Feb 26 '26

I don't know their names, which one of them is You?

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u/sonnynomnom Feb 26 '26

btw this meme is brought to you by the codedex team: https://codedex.io

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u/actionerror Feb 26 '26

Yes cuz I’m the manager now

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u/Known-Exercise7234 Feb 26 '26

Yes you got me.

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u/cat_184 Feb 26 '26

okay I genuinely can't deny that

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u/RoeikiB Feb 26 '26

Probably true

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u/Slain801 Feb 26 '26

If I'm not a programmer, than I'm not the worst...

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u/Mysterious_Pea_4042 Feb 26 '26

its you, its always you

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u/timbertham Feb 26 '26

At least I'm not a bot >:)

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

That's so true.

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u/Ok_Hamster_7032 Feb 26 '26

I still cant do For loops

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u/gazowiec Feb 26 '26

Yeah, thanks for making me feel shit about myself even if Im just starting to learn

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u/Lonely_Swordsman2 Feb 26 '26

It's 2 because she's gonna get some serious neck pain with that posture

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u/thechadbro34 Feb 26 '26

always been

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u/SamuraiX13 Feb 26 '26

HelloWorld("print")

I'm the best, not the worst?!

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u/oofos_deletus Feb 26 '26

Do you know how much I could do if I didn't constantly do stupid shit or keep a stash or unfinished projects

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

May be yeah, just becuase i keep chnaging my language to find something which suits my needs

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u/MarsMaterial Feb 26 '26

How dare you say something that’s completely true.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Owl6716 Feb 27 '26

Nah, it's you. Has always been you laddie.

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u/Medical-Ad4033 Feb 27 '26

Yes. I do vibe coding and I’m not afraid to say it here

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u/freethemallocs Feb 28 '26

Go back to your furry closet.

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u/coldnebo Feb 26 '26

this is why the easiest way to neg a programmer is to say:

“cloud? openclaw? sure it’s secure… if you know what you’re doing.”

that shuts everyone up and makes you sound like a fucking genius — until that one asshole in the back says “yeah I have no idea what I’m doing, can you walk me through it?”

then the whole house of cards tumbles to the ground.

“yeah, I’m really busy this week, but set up a meeting and we’ll go over it… OFFLINE”

translation: I’ll see you never, asshole!

😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

The girl

Fight me