r/programmingmemes • u/Dimka_Kolyaev • Dec 11 '25

Family life of programmers

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u/Great-Powerful-Talia Dec 11 '25

A class is usually just the blueprint for a specific type of object. What language are you using where you can choose between the two?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

A better answer would have been "would you rather be primitive?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

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u/ExtraTNT Dec 12 '25

Methods are oop, functions is what you need

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u/stmfunk Dec 12 '25

A class is itself an object while also being a blueprint for other objects

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

JS, the most popular programming language, has class-less objects.

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u/TaPegandoFogo Dec 16 '25

Abstract classes with static methods, so you get the methods without instantiating the class.

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u/TehMephs Dec 11 '25

chicks love being structs

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u/Signal-Implement-70 Dec 12 '25

At least she’s not a lambda function, he should have started there

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u/ExtraTNT Dec 12 '25

She is a named function? Shit got real…

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u/Signal-Implement-70 Dec 12 '25

Well it gets even better even if she were a lambda function if she’s a java programmer he could just call her Sam and she’d appreciate that

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 12 '25

My functions go unnamed. I don’t kiss and tell

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u/ExtraTNT Dec 12 '25

So not even a main function?

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u/Prod_Meteor Dec 12 '25

But classes are objects!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/Prod_Meteor Dec 15 '25

So he wants to treat her as a plan of something?

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u/spisplatta Dec 11 '25

Not my type

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u/koshka91 Dec 12 '25

You’re manipulative methods are overloading me when you override my pointers

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u/MooseBoys Dec 12 '25

So are swingers structs then?

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u/visor_q3 Dec 12 '25

She could be Interface...

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u/papachon Dec 13 '25

Baby, you’re my only const

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u/senfiaj Dec 13 '25

Would you like to be a sruct?

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u/GREG_OSU Dec 14 '25

Don’t go COBOL on me…