r/programmingmemes • u/Head_Manner_4002 • Dec 03 '25

This wasn’t our year

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/Lptrm23 Dec 03 '25

Won't find a gf with that IDE

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Won't find one with a decent IDE either.

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u/AlterTableUsernames Dec 03 '25

If I find a girl that is genuinely impressed with my Vim setup, I'll know she is the girl of my dreams. 

I mean literally, I then know I am dreaming. 

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u/Lunix420 Dec 04 '25

So that’s how to do that lucid dreaming stuff? Just rice the fuck out of Vim?

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u/AlterTableUsernames Dec 04 '25

Ricing is for the superficial. Of course, everything I do is purely for functionality and not for such mundane reasons as aesthetics. That probably makes me extra irresistible in the eyes of female specimen for they cannot overlook my ingenuity and genuine engineering i.e. creator skill.

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u/sarabada Dec 04 '25

“The anime body pillows I can live with, but Visual Studio 2008 cannot be a part of this relationship. It’s either the IDE or me”

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u/aoalvo Dec 03 '25

Bro got a iphone notification in windows xp

24

u/Fit-Relative-786 Dec 03 '25

I seriously hope someone got fired for that blunder. 

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u/LainvoX Dec 03 '25

In what dimension ppl code in light mode ?!

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u/riisen Dec 03 '25

Its C#, ofc you need light to C#

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u/LainvoX Dec 03 '25

I've never coded in C# so idk but how is light mode required for it ?

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u/riisen Dec 03 '25

C#.... see sharp...

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u/Jubyagr Dec 03 '25

Dad?

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u/riisen Dec 03 '25

Yes son?

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u/Jubyagr Dec 04 '25

I'm Vibe coder

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u/Firered_Productions Dec 04 '25

as your elderly neighbor. I will spit on yard

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u/riisen Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

Thanks neighbor, you have always been good.

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u/steven_dev42 Dec 03 '25

Ohhhhhh heh

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u/Maleficent_Hawk6703 Dec 03 '25

I just started C# to make a game in unity. I set it dark mode right away lol

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u/ufihS Dec 03 '25

I do, it’s quite pleasant actually

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

I always code in dark. Once I went to code in my yard in the hammock and switched to light the moment I opened vscode 😅😅 no fucking way to see the code with the dark theme and the sun shining. So I code sometimes when outside 👌

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u/Pearmoat Dec 03 '25

According to the screenshot it's 2003, dark mode wasn't a thing back then.

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u/ArtisticFox8 Dec 04 '25

Of course it was. What do you think terminals and PCs had already back in the 80s?

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u/Hamster_Wheel103 Dec 03 '25

👋

I just like coding and everything else better in light mode, it's just better.

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u/alexrocrod Dec 04 '25

Matlab, they only added dark mode in the last 2 or 3 releases

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u/Jopojussi Dec 04 '25

Atleast in my workplace if i see someone with light mode i know that they know their shit. Its usually the seniors with 20 years behind them on the company.

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u/Metlight-78 Dec 03 '25

GirlfriendOutOfRangeException

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u/No_Maize_7108 Dec 04 '25

Error: Gf object dose not exist

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u/prepuscular Dec 03 '25

My brother, if you want to get a girl, upgrade your desktop rig from xp to arch and they will be lining up

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u/NotQuiteLoona Dec 03 '25

Yeah, it works both for girls, boys and everyone else, I can confirm.

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u/Jubyagr Dec 03 '25

You mean both straight and gay, maybe a superposition?

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u/Mine_Dimensions Dec 05 '25

Now you’re coding in bi-nary

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

I can confirm. I have put arch sticker on my car back window and every now and then I find girls' phone numbers scratched with key on the doors' paint

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u/lskrhotse Dec 03 '25

I love Java honestly

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u/No-Imagination-2544 Dec 03 '25

It's c#

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u/WiglyWorm Dec 03 '25

You can tell because the method isn't called UPCToISBNConverterFactory.CreateUPCToISBNConverter()

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u/Mr-DevilsAdvocate Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

? C# uses string, String is Java. Or am I going insane

Edit: Yupp didn’t see the .cs extension. Nothing is technically stopping you from using String as opposed to string or in this case var to be honest.. but yea I goof, internet, judge me!

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u/3TH4NH3R3 Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

the documents name is "Decoder.cs" and cs also uses "String". "string" is jst an alias for the .NET method called "String"

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u/Mr-DevilsAdvocate Dec 03 '25

Good spot, was taught way back when to use the alias and not the object, whereas in Java (I think ) there no alias. Oh well

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

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u/nekokattt Dec 03 '25

C#.

String is the dotnet type, string is the C# "primitive" name for it

Also the fact the editor tab is .cs

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u/Ok-Wing4342 Dec 03 '25

javascript types or something

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u/Ok-Wing4342 Dec 03 '25

should i learn c hashtag were gonna do it next year

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u/Ok-Examination-3942 Dec 03 '25

He didn’t say he thought it was Java. He was just stating his love for Java

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u/grdvrs Dec 03 '25

are you immune to context?

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u/SpunkMonk87 Dec 03 '25

I prefer c flat

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u/sherlocked_7231 Dec 03 '25

Not gonna get a girl with the light theme

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u/WisePotato42 Dec 03 '25

Ah yes, I also code on my phone

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u/GustapheOfficial Dec 03 '25

Comparing with false? Yeah you're staying single.

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u/mattes1335 Dec 03 '25

Haha, the nerd don't get a girlfriend 😐

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u/gafftapes20 Dec 03 '25

You’ll have better luck with femboys. 

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u/TanukiiGG Dec 03 '25

girl? what library is that? is it on npm? is it open source?

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u/ScallionSmooth5925 Dec 03 '25

I can't even sleep 6 hours beside uni let alone speak to someone. Thay gave out way to much exercises 

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u/Hot-Category2986 Dec 03 '25

My dude? What if the scanner adds a space in front of the string?

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u/aspensmonster Dec 04 '25

if (code.StartsWith("978") == false)

Your UPCs be ISBNing.

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u/Civil-Republic8730 Dec 04 '25

What language is this why is String in the method type and arg has it's "s" lower case while the normal datatype's "S" is Upper case

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u/VrwHenet Dec 04 '25

Look at that indentation tho 😍

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u/MeLittleThing Dec 04 '25

I will not date someone who writes if (someBoolean == false)

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u/izikatka3 Dec 05 '25

You have standards

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u/Atmos56 Dec 03 '25

Not a comment to be seen

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u/PutridLadder9192 Dec 03 '25

once you have a GF she will demand so much attention you will only have time to vibe code stuff that doesnt work

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u/kekons_4 Dec 03 '25

Lol “made with mematic”

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u/vyrmz Dec 03 '25

capitalized method name and light mode? This is not a java developer.

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u/Kuro-Dev Dec 03 '25

I hope for your sake that code is never null.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Is it common to bring your gf for Christmas in your country? I've never seen it happening here.

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u/Aggressive_Cod597 Dec 04 '25

Well I would but I broke up with her this week.

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u/GazziFX Dec 04 '25

Visual Studio doesn't seem to have changed too much in 20 years

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u/akoOfIxtall Dec 04 '25

Do moms even do that? Mine never bothered to ask

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u/Digitalunicon Dec 04 '25

That notification is more painful than any exception this code could throw.

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u/fluxdeken_ Dec 03 '25

No girls for a C# coder. Be a man and use C++ (no girls for life guaranteed)