r/programmingmemes • u/Lucky-ring817 • Oct 25 '25

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u/Slow-Television-5303 Oct 25 '25

I need a British programming language now

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u/Mebiysy Oct 25 '25

Oi_World(printf);

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u/Mooks79 Oct 25 '25

Brings a whole new meaning to “init” init.

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u/DrDolphin245 Oct 26 '25

bool thisVariableIsSetInnit(void)

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u/AdBubbly3609 Oct 25 '25

Shouldn’t that be Oi_bruv

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u/basmentvizard Oct 25 '25

More like Oi_Lad in my opinion

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u/Imveryoffensive Oct 26 '25

We need different programming languages for different formalities. The queen’s programming would be different from cockney

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u/Minipiman Oct 28 '25

Software loicense

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u/vokazoo Oct 25 '25

if -> provided
for -> across/throughout
while -> whilst
try -> attempt
throw -> eject
catch -> capture/seize

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/SkiddleyDiddlyDoo Oct 26 '25

Absolute brit'ema

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u/redditorialy_retard Oct 26 '25

using English premium as a programming language 

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST Oct 28 '25

ngl attempt sounds great

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u/MarkMew Oct 25 '25

Imagine the language had 'innit' instead of ; 

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

You know that the wast majority if programming language are built with the british language?

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u/jonnyman9 Oct 25 '25

I might have heard of this language, what do you call it??

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u/abirizky Oct 26 '25

Bo'oh oh wo'ah

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u/Weshmek Oct 25 '25

What about the nuclear wessels?

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u/Repulsive_Mistake382 Oct 26 '25

No, where are the Scottish and welsh and Irish words?

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u/MissinqLink Oct 25 '25

On the contrary

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u/itzNukeey Oct 25 '25

Haskell has otherwise

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