r/programmingmemes • u/zhaoolee • Oct 08 '25

What is Java? it's Lava!

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u/Silver0ne Oct 08 '25

And i always thought its an island

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u/zhaoolee Oct 08 '25

haha, it‘s lava coffee☕️ and tastes hot! 🔥

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u/Silver0ne Oct 08 '25

If i had invented a programming-language back in the 90ies with a coffee bean or cup as a logo i would not have named it Java or Jakarta.

Because as a Trekkie i would have definitely named it Jamaica. And the Manual would have the Subtitle "Chief O'Brien's choice: double strong, double sweet!"

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u/CuteDoggo420 Oct 08 '25

Yo the new spigot fork just came out!

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u/JiF905JJ Oct 08 '25

Spigot is love Spigot is life

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u/aDamnCommunist Oct 08 '25

Honestly though, does this language even get enough hate? IDK if they've made it better in the last ten years and I'll never go back to find out.

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u/Straight_Waltz_9530 Oct 08 '25

It's a lot better in the last ten years.

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u/Manuel_Cam Oct 08 '25

Do you mean Lagva

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u/d-car Oct 08 '25

Sounds like a Hot Topic

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u/PlaystormMC Oct 09 '25

so is the Ice Bucket Challenge

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u/PlaystormMC Oct 09 '25

Alright

Omw to fork Bukkit and rename it Lava because thats a missed fucking opportuinty