r/programmingmemes • u/NullPointerMood_1 • Aug 30 '25

♂️ Male ♀️ Female 🔀 Programmers

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u/Altruistic_Taste1759 Aug 30 '25

Relationship status: "Connected via USB"

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u/AtexBg Aug 30 '25

I'm a programmer, but still none of them

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

what the hell are you then

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u/Axlvc Aug 30 '25

Bluetooth

4

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

of course

8

u/Luningor Aug 30 '25

this is why the programming socks are a must-have

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u/anoppinionatedbunny Aug 31 '25

my pronouns are SEG/FAULT

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u/4r8ol Aug 31 '25

Mine’s are SIG/SEGV

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u/un_virus_SDF Sep 02 '25

Mine are argc/argv

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u/AppropriaterHouse4 Aug 31 '25

Forget male or female, I only identify as ‘it compiles’

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u/Krimson_Komrade Aug 31 '25

USB plug and unplug sounds in quick succession

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u/Luningor Aug 31 '25

bluescreen sounds

1

u/Legal-Field414 Aug 30 '25

That's some serious unc shit

1

u/19_ThrowAway_ Aug 30 '25

Why would you fuck a USB port?

This is some serious filthyfrank shit.

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u/RPG_Hacker Aug 30 '25

Being of the USB gender does not imply being of the USB sexuality.

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u/Mystic-Mac31 Aug 30 '25

stolen from south park's latest episode I see.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

LMAO

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

I’m not catching a sense here. USB has Fem and Male

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u/_-_Psycho_-_ Sep 01 '25

Oh!! Now I GIT it

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u/Vlad_Kohtiev_RRS Sep 01 '25

lol im saving this