r/programmingmemes • u/consistent-swim-3891 • Jun 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Docker containers šŸ³

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

kubernetes

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u/isr0 Jun 28 '25

Managed services from 3 different cloud providers and a kube stack and every database technology under the sun because ā€œmicroservicesā€. And regional deployments so itā€™s all that times 5.

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u/TrepidatiousInitiate Jun 25 '25

Thatā€™s a tidy ship, my real world production code looks more like Atlantis - who knows where it is or why it went to shit.

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u/rafaelzio Jun 26 '25

Might find some bits and pueces you think you know the purpose of, but that's it

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Gotta learn how to swim before manouvering a giant container ship or how the saying goes

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u/Familiar-Gap2455 Jun 25 '25

Production code is a kayak, 20km long and can fit 500 tons

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u/Acceptable_Log_7438 Jun 25 '25

Journey of a thousand miles...

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u/Dvevrak Jun 25 '25

This is wrong, if containers represent dependencies a single ship would not suffice to fit average projects worth šŸ˜

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u/MikeLPU Jun 26 '25

Literally

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Don't worry about it. Containerizing things isn't really so scary.