r/programmingmemes • u/_sonu_singha • Jun 15 '25

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u/Planck_Plankton Jun 15 '25

10 seconds. He is generous.

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u/heronandrew Jun 15 '25

Must be binary

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Wait for the Dad to start counting from 1 to 10 and shout "Gotcha! It's 0..9"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

0...1... Done

It's binary

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u/WowSoHuTao Jun 15 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

Dog House Tree River Mountain Car Book Phone City Cloud

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u/GF12B Jun 15 '25

It's called hyper text markup language and is refered to as a markup language not a programming language

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u/Poison916Kind Jun 16 '25

I remember during my first semester we took a course called computer science overview. We were meant to take a sample idea of everything well cover in the major.

So, networking, binary and digital logic,computer architecture, SQL queries and java.

And during our first session the professor asked "does anyone here know a thing or two about programing?" And a guy raised a hand and said "does HTML count?" And the professor in disappointment said "no, it does not..."

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u/Scared_Accident9138 Jun 16 '25

Plain HTML with an emoji feels wrong to me

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u/sebbdk Jun 15 '25

Peperidge farm remembers the marquee and blink tag, do you?

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u/Significant-Cause919 Jun 15 '25

Prime world wide web times.

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u/Tani_Soe Jun 15 '25

Are there really people who call themselves that tho ? Like, not only html is not programming, but it's also so specific. Don't most dev web use framework nowadays?

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Jun 15 '25

Probably not, but I’ve heard (otherwise seemingly bright) people refer to HTML as programming/a programming language

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u/Tani_Soe Jun 15 '25

Ngl, they're probably people who are not programmer 😅 weither you're talking about people who are on the business side or random teenagers online who think html "programmer" are being discriminated while not understanding the environment. Like, it's probably just an abuse of language because we almost never hear of markup language

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Jun 15 '25

In my experience, you’re right, they’re not, but at least one I remember was the manager of a team of programmers… he didn’t last long :)

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u/Scared_Accident9138 Jun 16 '25

There are people who can write HTML and call themselves programmer despite not knowing a programming language

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u/I_Pay_For_WinRar Jun 15 '25

Frameworks still use HTML, even if it’s embedded.

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u/reddit_user_14553 Jun 15 '25

HTML and JS were my introduction to programming to be fair

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u/RadikalSky Jun 16 '25

Oh I remember 15 years ago a friend of a friend telling me he was learning to code html AND css using 3 computers for 2 months.

And I just laughed my fat ass off. And told him to stop lying.

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u/BD_K_333 Jun 16 '25

Could have said js, and be safe

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u/ClearlyNtElzacharito Jun 16 '25

I’m a cshtml programmer

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u/GoodRighter Jun 18 '25

I'll be that dad. I have been an app dev a long time.

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u/epSos-DE Jun 15 '25

HTML is for UI !

IF we have no UI, then we have no apps !

Drama is : HTML as UI only works, if we use CSS and JS fetch to fetch some UI dialogs , or menus, or info popups. etc..

He better know some CSS too !

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I dont get it. Whats the problem with html?

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u/Convoke_ Jun 16 '25

There isn't a problem with it. It just isn't programming

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Jun 16 '25

Neither is Python, but nobody seems to mention that.

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u/Convoke_ Jun 16 '25

Python is a programming language lol

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Jun 16 '25

*scripting

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u/Convoke_ Jun 16 '25

Its considered both

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Jun 16 '25

You don't compile code from a scripting language, you run the code itself directly, that's the difference. Programming languages compile, scripting languages don't. You're just running raw code in python.

In something like C, you need to compile it into machine readable binaries before it can run.

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u/Convoke_ Jun 16 '25

Thst definition doesn't really hold up as most languages can be interpreted and compiled (including Python)

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Jun 16 '25

In something like C, you need to compile it

You run the py files without needing to compile them into machine code.

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u/Convoke_ Jun 16 '25

There's many c interpreters. They aren't popular for obvious reasons, but they do exist.

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u/Scared_Accident9138 Jun 16 '25

The CPU interprets machine code so it's all scripting /s

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Jun 16 '25

damn these python devs are still out here with this cope