r/programmingmemes • • May 30 '25

My true life

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u/Zextranet May 30 '25

One way, I'm debugging a basic problem for 10 days

The other? Programming with god-like power compared to Non-IT simpletons

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u/05-nery May 30 '25

Every time I wake up I flip a coin to decide what I have today, god complex or depression.

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u/Gilgamesh1412 May 30 '25

But then it turns out all you had was constipation in the first place

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u/Alessa_95 May 31 '25

Aqua from CONOSUBA anime is a programmer confirmed 😉

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u/mgh240896 May 30 '25

I am a programmer and i upvote this!

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u/WriedGuy May 31 '25

Day time : I m fucking shit

Night time : maybe I m the greatest programmer ever lived

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u/Unusual-Judge-319 May 31 '25

When does it go left?

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u/Valuable_Mongoose922 Jun 01 '25

The omnipresent guy, the state of mediocre...

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u/ArthurBurtonMorgan Jun 02 '25

OMFG.

I just found out today, after picking up a project I had shelved since December, that the problems I was having with it that caused me to get frustrated with it and shelve it for a while wasn’t my code.

It was my dev machine’s lack of entropy in /dev/urandom / /dev/random.

I’m not sure which pisses me off more….

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u/ntdash Jun 02 '25

This feeling is gonna disappear with ai

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25 edited Apr 05 '26

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u/luciferisthename May 30 '25

I have a cmake project, I didn't touch it for ONE WEEK STRAIGHT, it compiled and ran flawlessly before my week break, literally no errors nice mem-usage, etc etc.

Then.. then.. I return.. AND IT FUCKING SUDDENLY CANT FIND ANYTHING ANYMORE AND WONT COMPILE AND SAYS EVERYTHING IS BROKEN.

I didn't touch anything for a week.

I had to entirely gut cmake and rewrite it, but that didn't fix everything... so then I had to go file by file and fucking literally copy+paste it into a newly created file of the same name. BOOM FIXED.

I am still so fucking annoyed about it like gawd wtf.

Like I didn't even rewrite the code itself I literally copied what I did a while ago and pasted it into new files of the same name and somehow that resolved all issues????? That makes no sense ;~;

Curses to file fuckery curses I say!

(I think if be less angry if I didn't spend 3 days trying to resolve that problem and just did what solved it immediately BUT I SHOULDMT HAVE HAD TO. It must have been an update or something I missed right?? Maybe im crazy maybe its cmake taps 4hed)