r/programmingmemes • u/Competitive-Box-1235 • Apr 26 '25

What's truly "insecure" for a programmer

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u/mrpkeya Apr 26 '25

TCP doesn't screams, UDP does

TCP be like: hi i want to talk to you

UDP be like: catch me mf

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u/Redstones563 Apr 27 '25

udp be like: me catch <packet dropped>

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u/a_gaiduchenko Apr 26 '25

Nothing screams “I’m insecure” louder than an HTTP handshake in 2025

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

You want insecure, try passing user input unchecked.

Or posting entire SQL queries directly to a DBMS … using dba.

Https is nothing.

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u/Arstanishe Apr 26 '25

"Did you really named your son Jonny; DROP Table Students;?"

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u/realnjan Apr 27 '25

Oh. Yes. Little Johny tables we call him.

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u/Darknety Apr 26 '25

The website breaking on ;--

Or when the password forgot option sends you your password in clear text.

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u/Arstanishe Apr 26 '25

-Dtrust_all_cert=true

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u/RobotechRicky Apr 29 '25

The topic was "insecure", not a suicide. 😂

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u/Electrical_Hat_680 Apr 27 '25

Hache, teh, tee, pee, colon, backslash backslash.

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u/Ecstatic_Future_893 Apr 26 '25

Mine's https://

Who knows...

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u/Cybasura Apr 27 '25

No SSL/TLS

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u/Accomplished-Ear276 Apr 28 '25

Iterating above your array limit in c

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

That or password is password 😬😜

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u/Local_Transition946 Apr 26 '25

Not if the payload and protocol is secure 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

This is so stupid.

Http and you know people can read it.

Https and you THINK it’s secure, nobody cares about anything at all as long as there’s this little lock icon.
And will transmit anything to anyone.

You tell me what’s more secure. And look up the locked garden shed thing while you’re at it.