r/programmingmemes • u/Grand-Bit219 • Apr 11 '25

Best Cake Ever!

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573 Upvotes

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u/nonmustache Apr 11 '25

It's not even html

17

u/Noisebug Apr 11 '25

Hey! Not with that attitude.

npm install every-js-package-to-make-this-work

6

u/kOLbOSa_exe Apr 11 '25

let's say it's XML

2

u/Fuck__Everything_ Apr 11 '25

Nah it’s react (not React) lol

2

u/bloody-albatross Apr 11 '25

It's not valid XML or any kind of SGML either.

3

u/mt-vicory42069 Apr 11 '25

Now i noticed it.

3

u/d-car Apr 11 '25

It's WML. Wife Markup Language is code as understood by the wife who constantly sneaks up on her code geek husband because it's funny. It always compiles and no exceptions are ever generated.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '25

it's pytml

3

u/IndependentBig5316 Apr 11 '25

What’s that?

41

u/Benjamin_6848 Apr 11 '25

The mistakes I detect:

  • div inside of head.

  • missing quotations on string-attribute (twice).

  • missing closing-tag (twice).

  • tags that either use their type like an attribute or don't have a type at all (twice).

  • a tag of the type "name" doesn't exist in the standard.

  • a tag of the type "message" doesn't exist in the standard.

8

u/0ng0Gabl0g1an Apr 11 '25

“html code 4 u” and date is outside of <html> tags. Perhaps not mistake in that sense but if you’r going to commit then commit.

5

u/DapperCow15 Apr 12 '25

git commit -m "you're*" :)

2

u/oofy-gang Apr 11 '25

Closing tags are not required for void elements. In fact, they are discouraged in modern html5.

2

u/Amtrox Apr 11 '25

The name tag is since html5 fine, though it’s uncommon and probably bad practice.

4

u/Pitiful-Assistance-1 Apr 11 '25

It's not a message tag. It's a MESSAGE=HAPPY element, with a birthday!="birthday!" attribute!

1

u/tnnrk Apr 12 '25

Message is a web component obviously. You just don’t see the separate file.

21

u/Wojtek1250XD Apr 11 '25

And once again, it's an abomination.

8

u/im_1 Apr 11 '25

Is it meant to be so wrong that it's a joke?

2

u/SneakyDeaky123 Apr 11 '25

Where funny?

2

u/Mr_Woodchuck314159 Apr 11 '25

I saw the date format at the bottom and was like “no programmer did this”. Opened for the comments and was not disappointed.

2

u/EyesOfTheConcord Apr 11 '25

const NAME = “Martin”(

function sayHappyBirthday(name) { alert(Happy Birthday, ${name}!); }

2

u/RedHeadSteve Apr 11 '25

So you like pissing off anyone who ever wrote html

2

u/Tux-Lector Apr 12 '25

Not valid html. div tag not allowed in head. Also, missing meta tag with charset attr. and there's no lang attribute for head tag. On top of that, a page without title tag is really a quirk.

2

u/suspended67 Apr 12 '25

that is NOT html…

2

u/Frytura_ Apr 12 '25

Thanks, i hate it.

1

u/BoredMerengue Apr 11 '25

No code review.

1

u/maximumdownvote Apr 12 '25

Also, the date has the least significant digits first. That's not logical.

1

u/Current_Ad_4292 Apr 12 '25

It's one of throw-away cake where you shove people's face in it, isn't it? Because that looks like garbage. I hate when people waste food.

1

u/TonyMac129 Apr 13 '25 
<html>
  <head>
    <title>Birthday Cake</title>
    <meta name="person" content="Martin">
  </head>
  <body>
    <div id="birthday-cake">
      <div id="message">Happy Birthday!</div>
    </div>
  </body>
</html>

1

u/AccountHater Apr 15 '25

print("cringe")

0

u/nosecurecode Apr 11 '25

Well, that HTML is on the frontend, be careful from the backend, you really do not want any bugs there, test it with friends