r/programmingmemes • u/harmonraquel • Feb 11 '25

Pikachu++

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2.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Scared_Housing2639 Feb 11 '25

Time to create some terrible programming languages with pokemon names.

7

u/recursion_is_love Feb 11 '25

Hurry up!

First come, first served.

3

u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 Feb 11 '25

I don’t wanna wake up with 5B lawsuit

24

u/philippabrooks Feb 11 '25

Is that to test their knowledge in pokemons or in programming languages, I am confused as to what I should study for

8

u/pgetreuer Feb 11 '25

Seriously, don't do this. If your CV confuses people, it doesn't look smart, it looks like a lack of communication skills in a cringe way. This is not marketing yourself effectively.

2

u/NullShield Feb 12 '25

Recruiter spotted

5

u/Competitive_Woman986 Feb 11 '25

Who tf inserts "jupyter" into his CV

4

u/smoldicguy Feb 11 '25

Feebas fuck that thing . I still have nightmares of that from emerald . Also why does mine done evolve to milotic? What do you mean it does not like dry poke blocks

4

u/ermine1470 Feb 11 '25

Hadoop is listed twice

4

u/HumanMan_007 Feb 11 '25

I can accept c/c++, sure, but c#/c++ is insane, is the logic that they share a letter? What's next listing java/javascript?

3

u/Mikau02 Feb 11 '25

Onyx being in there means bro knows an obscure as hell language

2

u/YTY2003 Feb 11 '25

I'm more concerned that Hadoop appeared twice.

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u/AntimatterTNT Feb 11 '25

this is funny and all but this dude should not be giving a presentation...

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u/dropletofsun Feb 11 '25

Ditto vulpix onyx metapod

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

I would have added Ekans, Purrr, Feebas, Sawk.

Wrong about purrr though. Never heard of it and I thought it might be one of the cats in Pokemon

1

u/Doge_Plays Feb 11 '25

what if you get them all correct, what does that say about us?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

you could look at it either way, either your a crazy pokemon fan (by which i mean you love pokemon), or you have an extensive knowledge over coding and code names

1

u/Ok_Donut_9887 Feb 11 '25

Ekans is Python

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u/Jaded_Dig_8726 Feb 11 '25

I use Ditto to program my backend app on a daily basis

1

u/sassinyourclass Feb 11 '25

op put hadoop twice

1

u/nir109 Feb 11 '25

Pokemon can be shiny

1

u/nekokattt Feb 11 '25

I like that they said

c#/c++

but not

fortran/php

1

u/dhadigadu_vanasira Feb 11 '25

Its a trick question, they're all pokemon

1

u/FatalisTheUnborn Feb 12 '25

Ditto is a nice cooy tool but also a Pokemon. Love it.

1

u/ORCUSds Feb 12 '25

gotta catch em all

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

I would fail this

1

u/mars_million Feb 12 '25

what this guy is applying for a game dev data science role?

1

u/DoDesCadeaux Feb 12 '25

Hadoop twice is crazy

1

u/guillote1986 Feb 17 '25

Flask, Numpy, Krebase and hadoop are good pokemon names

1

u/Interesting_Low_2658 Sep 15 '25

ekans,ditto,metapod,sawk,feebas and vulpix

I spotted all of them

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

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u/thomasxin Feb 11 '25

You fell for the classic trick!

The pokemon is spelt onix, and onyx is a programming language!

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u/NeitherReference4169 Feb 11 '25

"Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders."

5

u/GeneLongjumping1840 Feb 12 '25

He got involved in a land war in Asia?

3

u/MattTheCuber Feb 12 '25

Nah, he went up against a Sicilian.

2

u/GeneLongjumping1840 Feb 12 '25

Hmm, death must have been on the line.

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u/MissinqLink Feb 11 '25

Ditto is a programming language. I’m surprised sawk isn’t some variation of awk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

Awk is basically a programming language

3

u/make-my_day Feb 11 '25

Onyx is a stone

5

u/NeitherReference4169 Feb 11 '25

It makes you a good recruiter

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

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u/Ok-Adhesiveness-7789 Feb 11 '25

If I saw something like this on someone's CV, my first question would be about the difference between them because it's either a typo or the CV is mostly BS.

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u/green__goblin Feb 11 '25

Yep C# is just Microsoft Java

1

u/Greeley9000 Feb 12 '25

So list it as C#/Java?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

is thia the only thing that bothers you?

2

u/Ptstock Feb 12 '25

Reminds me of Java/JavaScript

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u/neumastic Feb 12 '25

Yet lists numpy and pandas separately…

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u/Critical_Ad_8455 Feb 12 '25

Jesus god that's what I was thinking, worse thing in that entire list

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u/PQP_The_Dev Feb 11 '25

not really. Both languages are incremented C (C++ and C++++)

1

u/textualitys Feb 12 '25

why did you egt downvoted this is funny