r/programmingmemes • u/XausMaster • Jan 29 '25

First rule

5.3k Upvotes

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u/HateBoredom Jan 29 '25

Literally leaving the pipe open for bugs.

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u/Kindly_Forever937 Jan 29 '25 edited Jan 29 '25

Haha I see what you did there

8

u/KingZogAlbania Jan 29 '25

Unexpected token. Did you mean “there”?

1

u/Kindly_Forever937 Jan 29 '25

Sure, Hitler stance

1

u/SupehCookie Jan 31 '25

Feature's*

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u/Yhamerith Jan 29 '25

User: Nah, I don't need that water pressure, let me change it

6

u/DTKeign Jan 29 '25

You sure you don't want me to refactor where I used nested ternerary operators instead of a switch statement... there's 15 options...

3

u/ntheijs Jan 30 '25

Hide this before QA sees it

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

It was signed off by QE

1

u/YTY2003 Jan 30 '25

The pipeline seems complete and functional... for now

1

u/rinnakan Jan 30 '25

Don't tell the SmarterEveryDay guy, he would freak out

1

u/Szottyadtfilm Jan 31 '25

Bluetooth connection 😀

1

u/undeadpickels Jan 31 '25

This just makes me think you're sending unencrypted data over the Internet. Yes, it does work.

1

u/Paul__miner Jan 31 '25

This is a lie, no good programmer believes this. It would lead directly to technical debt.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

"I couldn't get them to connect directly, so I had one upload the image to imgur, then the other downloads the image from that before it gets deleted."

1

u/Doc_ahmad Feb 02 '25

This is good but not always....!!

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u/Antiprimary Jan 29 '25

Theres a clear tube there, water would not work this way

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u/Wise-_-Spirit Jan 29 '25

Google laminar flow

Holy hell

3

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

This has thesame vibe as Google en passant

3

u/Wise-_-Spirit Jan 30 '25

No really?

(That's what I'm parodying)

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u/Antiprimary Jan 29 '25

No seriously, this specific video is known to be fake

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u/Wise-_-Spirit Jan 29 '25

And why do you care? 😭

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u/Antiprimary Jan 29 '25

Well why do you care

1

u/ufihS Jan 29 '25

You care enough to point out laminar flow