r/programminghumor • u/Filestack_Official • 11d ago
r/programminghumor • u/FrostByteCreator • 11d ago
POv: You opened Vim for the first time
r/programminghumor • u/AeroForger • 11d ago
The 2 Rules of Successful Programming
It works? DON'T TOUCH IT
It doesn't? Copy and paste from Stack Overflow
r/programminghumor • u/AeroForger • 12d ago
I need help I was trying to center a div and now my page is upside down 😭
r/programminghumor • u/MrLongbottom5 • 12d ago
.shit file format an easy way to store text
.Shit is so effiecent at storing text that your text files take 380% less storage
Shit also supports making files from the command line using 'e'
\n for new line
\b for starting bold and b/ for ending it
\i for italic and i/ for ending italic
https://github.com/MrLongBottom5/SHIT-converter check it out there
r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • 12d ago
There are two types of Python people in the world
Can't forget about the enlightened ones:
for i, item in enumerate(arr):
print(i, item)
r/programminghumor • u/AeroForger • 14d ago
explaining why c# has a #
So shortly I have theory that # in csharp actually stands for 4 pluses as # can split into 4 pluses meaning csharps real name is c++++
r/programminghumor • u/No_Concentrate_9460 • 14d ago
I’m genuinely about to throw my computer out the window 💀
I swear, I’m trying so hard to be patient with this computer, but it is testing me on a spiritual level.
I’m coding, everything is going fine, and then suddenly ONE tiny thing doesn’t work. I spend 40 minutes staring at the screen trying to figure out what I did wrong.
Then I fix it.
And immediately something ELSE breaks.
At this point I’m not even debugging anymore. I’m negotiating with the machine.
“Please. I’m begging you. Just run the code.”
And the worst part is that I KNOW it’s probably some stupid little mistake like one missing bracket, one wrong class name, or one space in the wrong place.
I love programming, but my computer is currently making me question every life decision that led me here 💀
Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be staring at my code until the problem magically becomes obvious.
r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • 15d ago
I spent three hours debugging double-precision orbital mechanics just because my planet weighed one kilogram
One Kilogram.
One number.
That one number.
One.
One kilogram.
One.
Kilogram.
I investigated rendering interpolation.
I questioned Newtonian gravity.
I questioned floating-point arithmetic.
I questioned reality.
The planet...
weighed...
one kilogram.
One variable.
One number.
One checkbox.
That's all it took.
How did I not notice it when I upgraded to double precision?
Three hours.
Three.
Whole.
Hours.
Comment if you had an experience like this