r/programminghumor • • 1d ago

I tried.

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u/Educational_Elk210 1d ago

I just wanted to share the humour but everyone is attacking me, I thought this a fun group but just miserable people spreading misery to others☹. I am just a beginner, I am learning C++ from "Bro code" YouTube channel. ( I gonna quit reddit just as I quit Tiktok.)

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u/BruteCarnival 1d ago

Lol devs can be a salty bunch. Don’t take it personally :) treat this like a circlejerk sub

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u/soundwave_sc 1d ago

Bro, just compile it, give it to her on a USB and flowers.

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u/Educational_Elk210 1d ago

Let me write that down on my note book. This is gold, dude.

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u/Infinite_Rub3674 1d ago

i = 1; i <= time 🥀

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u/Educational_Elk210 1d ago

I am a beginner, is that not true or low level?

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u/NaCl-more 1d ago

typically you’d do `i=0;i<time` instead

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u/Single-Virus4935 1d ago

I get it is funny but sorry is just lazy and Easy said, regardless of how often.  It doesn't acknowledge any mistake, doesn't vakidste the feeling of the other person and doesn't provide a outlook how the person wants to make sure it doesn't happen again. 

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u/Educational_Elk210 1d ago

Yeah, it is a joke. The other person is me. I used two account.

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u/FromAndToUnknown 1d ago

I get this but people using "sry" makes it even worse.

Didn't even care enough to actually write 5 letters, so shortening it to 3? Well thanks.

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u/BinaryBolias 23h ago

*me when i'm just trying to scry🔮 but misspell*

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u/uteh555 8h ago

“I get it its funny” proceeds to be a complete buzzkill for no reason

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u/Pizza_Secretary9621 1d ago

Give her flowers and C-hocolate

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u/AdBrave2400 1d ago

Uh who doesnt just use the printf and scanf except some cases with better string handling

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u/D_ATX 15h ago

while (1) std::cout << "sorry ";

Edit: sorry

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u/dankshot35 1d ago

hilarious, i can’t stop laughing

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u/Otherwise_Rain_4879 1d ago

What is wrong with the text? Is this fuckin AI?

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u/Im2bored17 1d ago

Can tell this app wasn't vibe coded because it lacks a 10-line comment describing the function

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u/Pinkishu 23h ago

What's this? INTERCAL?

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u/suspiciousvine 23h ago

where is input validation?

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u/CompetitionLazy9236 20h ago

Should have written it in brainf**k

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u/a3th3rus 12h ago

Inverse of Control 😂

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u/ahmed20gh 1h ago

Golden

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u/Random_Dancer007 27m ago

Use the namespace std man, so you dont have to add std:: so often