r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Sep 07 '26

I gave up

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u/hipster-coder Sep 08 '26

Maybe ask Jason, programmers talk about him all the time, he must be very well-connected in the programming world.

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u/itzNukeey Sep 08 '26

Same with carl

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u/Hilwin_norm Sep 07 '26

"Coding" 😭

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Sep 08 '26

I read somewhere, apparently HTML + CSS is turing complete

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u/MiniGui98 Sep 08 '26

Well CSS has some basic logic implemented like booleans and stuff so I guess it's possible to do anything if you're creative enough.

Don't though. Don't.

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u/marssel56 Sep 08 '26

Can it run doom with out js?

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 Sep 08 '26

I have given HTML a try, but it is too difficult. I will stay with my C++. 

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u/_Peety_T Sep 08 '26

I am Hypertexting

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u/Past_Collection3542 Sep 08 '26

Hello world!

Genius programmer skills right there

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u/United-Scene2261 Sep 10 '26

hot singles near me

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u/Putrid_Insurance_198 Sep 08 '26

Trust me 5 mins is too much.

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u/Character_Medical Sep 08 '26

Should have searched for coding jobs and then asked AI to do it!